Q Cumber

not a parody, I am the @goqradio Qcumber

[Billy May @thebilly]

.@breakfastcate is hosting a fab night out - a quiz for the whole family - THIS Friday 24th February at 6.30pm - @JimBakerStadium #pubquiz

[Q Cumber @goQcumber]

@westybaby78 @Independent #1stworld bit rude. I'm all real #maybeabitofgreentan

[Q Cumber @goQcumber]

I just took one quick dip #greenpool #qcumbersfault #awkward https://t.co/bcnvY8elgj

[The Independent @Independent]

The Olympic diving pool has turned green and people are really freaking out https://t.co/hqfUXDW5kz

[Q Cumber @goQcumber]

@radiostephen never leave that till tomorrow which you can mix with booze today - Benjamin Franklin

[Q Cumber @goQcumber]

@radiostephen

[Q Cumber @goQcumber]

@andrewzimmern say it isn't so! 😭

[Q Cumber @goQcumber]

#nightmare

[Q Cumber @goQcumber]

@radioyazz it's true, I'm a handful ✊🏻

[Q Cumber @goQcumber]

@sicaextra 😭😭😭

[Q Cumber @goQcumber]

@Fact I am NOT okay with this... 😐

[Q Cumber @goQcumber]

@_kelsassy #imworthit

[Q Cumber @goQcumber]

Plans this evening? #couchqcumber

[Q Cumber @goQcumber]

@radiostephen @breakfastcate

[Stephen Clements @radiostephen]

.@goQcumber 👀

@breakfastcate

[Q Cumber @goQcumber]

What do you call a cucumber that's sad?

A sad cucumber probably

(WAIT! It's a BLUEcumber duh #obvs)

[Q Cumber @goQcumber]

@radiostephen questioning who I am when I'm right over his left shoulder #imbehindyou #pssst

[Kaptan Hindustan™ @KaptanHindustan]

How to open a beer bottle cap with a cucumber

[Q Cumber @goQcumber]

#hotdogsorlegs

[Q Cumber @goQcumber]

@D4vyTweets clearly no, that's a comberQ #rollseyes