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[Politics For You @PoliticoForYou]

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨

Minister for Serving Cunt arrives at Downing Street.

[Adam🪲🍏🖖 saw the B-52s yayyy @paulmcfreaky]

RINGO ON THE PHONE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Happy to confirm:

[Darren Jones MP @darrenpjones]

Thank you and good night. See you in September.

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Reminder to be kind

[danny @danxcix]

Burnham cabinet predictions:

Chancellor: Sacha Lord
Home: Dale Cregan
Foreign: Morrissey
CMS: The Haçienda
Justice: Ian Brady
Health: Harold Shipman
Science: Ian Brown
Energy & net zero: Mancunian Way
Housing: Gary Neville
Defence: the old bouncers at Factory

[Falkland Islands @falklands_utd]

🇪🇸💅😘

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

not the point but they are SO fucking ugly

[Oliver @OWS1892]

No point denying it. Farage enjoys the company of sex-offenders.
The nonce-whisperer.

[Andreas Koureas FRAS FRSA 🇬🇧🎗️ @AndreasKoureas_]

Wishing North Gibraltar all the best in their upcoming match against the West Falklands.

[soph 🌑 @sooflayed]

🚨 NEW: Nicola Murray is set to become Andy Burnham’s Social Affairs and Citizenship Secretary

[@Telegraph]

[G.T @gingerrtom]

cool story.

[Gordon Brown @GordonBrown]

Congratulations to my friend Andy Burnham on becoming leader of the Labour Party with a clear mission to transform Britain for the better.
Today, we also thank Keir Starmer for bringing Labour back into government and guiding Britain through difficult times at home and abroad.

[neil kinnock shady facts @pgflophouse]

I rlly hate this yankification of British politics man

[Alix D 🌹🇬🇧 @BriturnTruther]

Just saw an English person walking past with a Messi shirt on

[Molly Hudson @M0lly_Writes]

French players were not allowed by FIFA to wear a black armband as a sign of respect for their manager Didier Deschamp’s mum dying, but I’m sure absolutely nothing will be done about this

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

fuck

[Rameses Niblick III @TheLittleWaster]

What the fuck is going on with this?
This is someone in Falkirks homo erotic fantasy. 😂😂