Dante Lajara

I enjoy breaking shiny new things.

[Dante Lajara @gordazo]

@SamsungSupport Thanks for nothing!

[Dante Lajara @gordazo]

15 Days without a phone! Thank you! @SamsungMobile @SamsungSupport #SamsungCarePlus Excuse after excuse, no resolution, no accountability. Boy I miss @Asurion

[Dante Lajara @gordazo]

@SamsungSupport Sent

[Dante Lajara @gordazo]

@SamsungMobileUS @DudePerfect @SamsungMobileUS
@DudePerfect
#SamsungUnpacked📷 #GalaxyS24📷 #7DaysofGiveaways I hope I can win a phone now that I fell for the Samsung Care Plus SCAM! @SamsungSupportUS

[Dante Lajara @gordazo]

Samsung Care+ is a joke. It shouldn't take more than 2 weeks to get a replacement flagship device sent out. If you buy a Samsung phone, make sure you get 2, you'll need it. #SamsungCustomerService @SamsungMobileUS

[Sounder At Heart @sounderatheart]

wait...are you telling us...the #Sounders invented Face of the Week?!
#MLS

[Dante Lajara @gordazo]

@SoundersFC @MLS no bueno

[Dante Lajara @gordazo]

@AmericanFinex Schedule your vaccination appointment here: https://t.co/N3tKqACIsj

[Dante Lajara @gordazo]

@timseymour Joey Chestnut's 75 dogs. Eat that. 🤣

[Dante Lajara @gordazo]

Adiós Diego. #RIPMaradona

[Seattle Sounders FC @SoundersFC]

One Match.
Full Stadium.

Let's do this.

@CenturyLink_Fld x #MLSCup

[Dante Lajara @gordazo]

@SoundersFC #Builtforthis

[Nicolas Lodeiro @NicolasLodeiro]

GoSounders-Vamos Sounders💪⚽️@SoundersFC

[Dante Lajara @gordazo]

Aquí murió el campeón de America. #CopaAmerica

[Dante Lajara @gordazo]

And in the eyes of the jackal I say kaboom! #classicpumpkins

[Dante Lajara @gordazo]

I couldn't resist. #idiot

[Dante Lajara @gordazo]

The true meaning of #covfefe has been revealed. #shithole

[Green Day @GreenDay]

Welcome to Peru-dise!!

[Dante Lajara @gordazo]

And the 32nd country to qualify to the world cup is....Perú CARAJO!!!!

[Dante Lajara @gordazo]

I'm on the waitlist for a new kind of retirement savings plan from @Acorns. Check it out! https://t.co/1lkdNCkIMP

[Dante Lajara @gordazo]

Frankie loving his #puppuccino https://t.co/7GwUFtpODM