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@rolandmcs It’s worth remembering this nonsense only reaches 300,000 people a day. There are 67 million people in the UK. Why does anyone pay them any attention at all?

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@senatorbabet Yes… to celebrate all the times Jesus ovulated … 🙄

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@NickCActor Yeah. It’ll either take more than one day, or it’ll be very short ….

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@TomBrad18427379 @Councillorsuzie Who put the bin bag out?

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@LoreleiKing @DirkMaggs One of the best radio comedies of all time. Beautifully performed by the whole cast ….

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@a_toots Problem is, he holds the crayon in his left hoof …

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@ProjectLincoln Verbal gonorrhoea…

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@stuartwintonrfc @PSDuffy @LehmannsGloves @sophie_gadd Yeah apologies to the lovely people of Madagascar… bit of an insult

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@NinoDellaBasura @TomBrevoort Off with Parsley, Rosemary and Thyme?

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@MirandaKeeling This could easily be turned into a haiku ….

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@sianharries_ @MattChorley The brand has been ruined. It used to be a place of wonders when I was a kid. It’s now like a jumble sale after the earthquake

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@bartlebooth45 Same thing used to happen in Athena on the poster racks back in the 90s ….

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@ChrisChapman81 Well the first one I had was made out of a weetabix box, then a washing machine box (bigger), then balsa wood (rubbish) and now I’m a grown up it’s made of all the bits of the universe that aren’t busy holding anything else together ….

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@SkyPoliticsHub @JudyMcAlpine That hair belongs behind a drum kit …

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@BBCArchive Pretty sure I sent something in. I foresaw the invention of the internet, social media and AI. Someone owes me money …

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@GTwitSims @Bob_Layton @Marvel Yes. There were 25 of them in total ….

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@PaulG284 The repetition of the ‘holding each other in different shapes’ made me cry. I have no idea why ….

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@rialina_ @BBCRadio4 @BBCSounds Dude. It’s either a sad little drunk impotent man in soiled pants trolling you. Or one of Putin’s sad little gnomes. Either way. Pay them no attention … it’s all they crave ….