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[Hugh Pym @BBCHughPym]

Since asking the question at Downing St press conf, five companies offering PPE have emailed me saying they haven’t had any luck getting responses from officials - will now pass them on as invited to by Gavin Williamson - though wondering who to....

[gordok @gordonkeith84]

@Scott02015136 @piersmorgan @MattHancock Somebody lost the 2 meter stick!!!

[Fact @Fact]

Most people aren't actually anti-social. They choose to be alone because they hate spending time with stupid people.

[LADbible @ladbible]

He's kicked a ball over his house (and caught it) what've you ever done? 🤔🤔

🎥: Eoghan McGinnity

[The Poisonous Euros Atmosphere Fan @DawnHFoster]

Both Catherine Calderwood and Robert Jenrick felt the rules didn’t apply to them, while working class people without gardens get hassled by police and their local parks closed. Yes, it’s a class and race issue.

[Cumbria Roads Police & Firearms Support Unit. @CumbriaRoadsPol]

We wish to thank 99% of the public for complying with guidelines at this difficult time. However, 2 Yorkshire chaps chose to head to Windermere for a spot of canoeing. Stopped and escorted back to the motorway. Advice will lead to enforcement if not heeded #stayhomesavelives 1714

[Kevin Bridges @kevinbridges86]

Stay strong folks...

[@LidlGB @LidlGB]

We've increased our contactless payment limit to £45 to keep you and our colleagues safe in store.

[Good Morning Britain @GMB]

‘It’s worth bearing in mind when we talk about immigrants in this country, these are the immigrants currently saving people's lives. Coming here and actually enriching our country and doing an amazing job’ - @piersmorgan

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Just heard you’ve cancelled your @GMB interview tomorrow @NicolaSturgeon - but are still doing the BBC.
If you’re going to stand by your shockingly hypocritical CMO then face the music & defend it - don’t hide. Not like you.

[Robin Galloway @djrobingalloway]

If you’re stuck for something to do today, I’m having a BBQ at 3. Pile round. Catherine Calderwood’s bringing her family. And some salads. So all good. 👍

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Coronavirus: Girl, 12, becomes youngest known person to die in Europe https://t.co/dUiPJPxKSi

[Glasgow Live @Glasgow_Live]

A Glasgow care home has denied keeping staff in the dark over a resident with coronavirus.

https://t.co/xOFWSJUiPR

[NorthLanCouncil @nlcpeople]

This was Strathclyde Park today. We had already closed car parks, but we'll be ensuring vehicles can't access the park like this again, working with @policescotland. PLEASE be responsible. Driving to the park to exercise is against govt guidance and not responsible. #StayHome

[Traffic Scotland @trafficscotland]

PLEASE obey the red 'X' & move into another lane in plenty of time #StaySafe

[Match of the Day @BBCMOTD]

How did he do that!?

Watch Ryan Hardie's overhead kick for Rangers v Dumbarton http://t.co/LRhUdnrgX4 (UK only)

[gordok @gordonkeith84]

@dinxalicious @stuartkeith24 @FerrierCharlene @janemccabe30 drink is the devil 👹🙈🙊

[gordok @gordonkeith84]

@ollyofficial Dear Mr murs, hope your enjoying the Glasgow sunshine. U should come to @BothyGlasgow for lunch, it's dyno!!! See u soon!! ✋👍

[gordok @gordonkeith84]

@dinxalicious @stuartkeith24 @janemccabe30 can smell the carbs already!!!

[gordok @gordonkeith84]

@stuartkeith24 @dinxalicious @janemccabe30 bring it on!!! 👍🙈🙈🍻