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[GOP Ls @GOP__Ls]

🚨JUST IN: Trump has renewed his attempt to seize control of the Federal Reserve in defiance of the Supreme Court.

Experts warn that this is the exact move dictator Hugo Chavez made in Venezuela, which led to hyperinflation.

[Christopher David @Tazerface16]

Trump is so fucking dumb that when he heard that semiconductors use "transistors," he thought they said "transgenders."

That's how fucking stupid our President is.

[gordon. @gordonlfletcher]

@NWStornado

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[Collin Gross @CollinGrossWx]

Today marks 15 years since the catastrophic EF5 tornado in Joplin, Missouri.

Watch this intense moment as news station KSN spots the monster tornado on their tower cam, and urges viewers to take cover.

[Sarah Ironside 💙 @SarahIronside6]

I am going to need all the anti vaxxer, MAHA mommies to weigh in on why this is somehow fine, but the MMR vaccine is not.

[Congressman Shri Thanedar @RepShriThanedar]

Rep. Omar: "In Somalia they execute pedophiles"

MAGA: "She's calling for them to execute President Trump!"

[tyrant ☆▷ @LeeLovesBey]

forever in the history books.

[Sam ☽ @somegrlsam]

1. I haven’t upgraded my phone in 5 years
2. I have two $11 subscriptions
3. I don’t use ubereats
4. I don’t buy coffee
5. I don’t go on vacation
6. I have a used 2010 car that I bought
7. I don’t go clubbing
8. I don’t buy weed or have a booze habit
9. I cook at home 6/7 days of the week

Still can’t afford a house. Cool, cool.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

WE MADE IT TO FRIDAY EVERYBODY

[ilanito 🩵🌺 @koci_supremacy]

@AteclockServing @bjork is this true

[mercy @romansmercy]

The way the wig flew off so easily 😭

[gordon. @gordonlfletcher]

@FreeTMC76 @JaredRyanSears @RonFilipkowski Bot

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONNIE J. AND KaroLYIN’ LEAVITT WILL HAVE THEIR (LITTLE) HANDS “FULL” TODAY. WHOOPS. I, GAVIN CHRISTOPHER NEWSOM, AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR (MANY SAY), WILL HOST THE GREATEST PRESS CONFERENCE OF ALL TIME. AFTER THAT — “THE MAPS” WILL SOON BE RELEASED. VERY MUCH ANTICIPATED. HISTORY MADE. THE GOP’S RIGGED GAME IS OVER!!!! THE PEOPLE RETAKE CONGRESS. YOU'RE WELCOME, AMERICA! LIBERATION DAY!!! THAT IS WHAT MANY ARE CALLING IT. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. — GCN

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

DONALD “TACO” TRUMP, AS MANY CALL HIM, “MISSED” THE DEADLINE!!! CALIFORNIA WILL NOW DRAW NEW, MORE “BEAUTIFUL MAPS,” THEY WILL BE HISTORIC AS THEY WILL END THE TRUMP PRESIDENCY (DEMS TAKE BACK THE HOUSE!). BIG PRESS CONFERENCE THIS WEEK WITH POWERFUL DEMS AND GAVIN NEWSOM — YOUR FAVORITE GOVERNOR — THAT WILL BE DEVASTATING FOR “MAGA.” THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! — GN

[gordon. @gordonlfletcher]

Is it a requirement that android users have their ringers on full blast 24/7? We can hear your phone ringing from Mars turn that shit off

[gordon. @gordonlfletcher]

@Peaceful191919 @RancidGinger Congratulations, not everyone is as fortunate as you and your family.

[Seth @holzawn]

Me realizing that I just answered the phone call that turns your floor into a drumset

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Why did Epstein “kill himself” if he was an innocent man with $577 million, zero clients, and no evidence against him?

You don’t go from “it’s on my desk” to “it doesn’t exist” unless someone powerful is on that list.

Spoiler: It’s not Biden.

[gordon. @gordonlfletcher]

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