Gordonovitch, very stable genius

it's time to out-crazy the crazies with great and unmatched wisdom

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He said "I'll be back again someday", but really his soul was trapped in the sentient hat. It would be centuries before he was able to once again seek the final artifact needed for his release.

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DONNIE FROM QUEENS AND HIS INVISIBLE ACCORDION IS STEELING TEH SHOW #MAGA2020

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IF A VULTURE OR SNAKE DOESNT LAND ON 45'S HEAD THEN WHAT EVEN IS #DEMOCRACY #PresidentialDebate2020

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#men #Debates2020

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#men #Debates2020

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its time to fight wheres my cumberbun fetch my bowtie

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.@tedcruz WAIT HOW MANY MINUTES IN AN HOUR?

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.@jules_kils: FLAME THROWERS OR VACUUM OF SPACE YOU HAVE TWO CHOICES. also you have one hour to decide or @SigourneyWRuss decides for you

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my nonsense stick got knocked over by a spaceship

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.@JustinTrudeau can we build a hexagon for maybe the #rcmp? I mean 6 is bigger than 5 right @realDonaldTrump!? #interrobang

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NOW THAT'S ACTING @tomhanks

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if there arnt any home alone reboots staring adult @incredibleculk then what is any of this for

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Dear Hollywood: All movies should be @The_LiamNeeson as a one man Army from now on. You have one hour.

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orange is not the new anything #halloween

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IF YOU RENT A DUMPLING FUNNEL MORE THAN THREE TIMES A YEAR IT JUST MAKES SENSE TO BUY

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good

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.@tedcruz strike 20 ur off teh team

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@jules_kils idk why @NASA had to change their name and logo tbh