Howard Lutnick:
“The European Union hates our beef because our beef is beautiful and theirs is weak."
No my chump, Europeans don’t buy American beef because it’s full of antibiotics and growth hormones.
BREAKING: In a bizarre moment, the President of the United States expresses astonishment that his college age son can turn a laptop on after he turned it off, wondering "How'd you do that?" This is abnormal.
A weekly cognitive test should be mandatory.