Gordon Wearing-Smith

Marketing Consultant, eternal cynic, observer of people, commentator on life's most stupid moments, long suffering Carlton supporter.

[Gordon Wearing-Smith @GordWS]

@BobandAndySEN Really enjoyed this spot guys.

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@JRRivett Technically, that probably means they've reduced the chances of stuffing it up this time... #JustSaying

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If you're worried that you're running out of #toiletpaper, you're clearly not looking hard enough!
#GoBlues #afl2020 #problemsolved #ToiletPaperEmergency

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@JRRivett Both yelling and waving are likely to incur penalties.

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@JRRivett That's OK, Patrick's day couldn't get much worse anyway.

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Did someone mention #Location? https://t.co/QflDE0wGg8

[Luxe Apartments @luxe_apartments]

Coming soon to #SurreyHills - register now for priority access BEFORE public launch at https://t.co/Ci33jMBE4U #MelbRE #Melbourne #Property

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Can anyone else see a problem here? #carltonfc #blues

[YPA Sunbury @YPASunbury]

The tale of two #Sunbury - the UK one has floods and the Aussie has fires. Both places wearing similar expressions though! #HangInThere

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@michaelyardney It might be better to be wary beforehand than weary after? LOL

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Could someone please tell @TonyAbbottMHR that "B average" was his score at Oxford Uni, not directions on conducting his political career

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Is it too late to nominate #JHird for the best clubman award - at #Carltonfc ? #believe #IAmCarlton

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Here's a tip on one of the simplest forms of market research around!
http://t.co/u3gmb0gXYd
#Marketresearch #Maroondah #advice

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If you're heading down the Mornington Peninsula today, check out the Family Fun Day in Rosebud. http://t.co/N8O6KLympd #melbourne #fun

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3 Cheers for a good news story involving an agent this Easter. http://t.co/hl9NjCwkp0 #MelbRE

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My wife was afraid of the dark. Then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light - Rodney Dangerfield #Marriage #laughter

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The darkest day in Aussie sport? Not even close! Clearly they've forgotten the last Pies and Bombers premierships! #AFL #iamcarlton

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RT @MMFlint: 61 mass shootings in the United States since Columbine. How many more, my fellow Americans?: http://t.co/u8mKjDOS #guncontrol

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Tom Libertore works on regaining respect http://t.co/lYkovMBt Hope he doesn't ask Dad for advice - he's barely scratched the surface. #AFL