The Jonnie Notions System

Freelance writer. Melbourne Demons fan. Sarcastic at @haughtfeelings. Less so at @The_Ink_Bureau

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 14 years, since 29 May 2009 (via @twi_age).

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@emdowell I have, but I couldn't leave this one unremarked upon. I'm so delighted for you!

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@emdowell That's brilliant, Emily. So pleased for you! Congrats.

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@JamieLeftPeg 8.5 million before the Famine... but you can't blame England for that. Sorry, I'm being handed a note...

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@demondwayne He's just...

...repellent in every single way.

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The persistence of Ticketek, with its pitiful service and outrageous "service" fees, combined with asking North Melbourne AFLW fans to pay men's finals ticket prices to get into the footy screams "THE BOSS OF THE GAME REGULARLY WEARS JODHPURS!"

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Damien Hardwick burner account.

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Some of the dumbest football I've ever seen. Fuck me.

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We've beaten Collingwood once in the last seven games between the sides.

That's a lot of duck.

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@JonPiccini "wealth is something to be appropriated rather than earned" - incredible.

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@demondwayne

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@maesy5 @nonsensiblekate And the missing letters are UN. Coincidence? I don't think so.

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@sjhross Macron saw it and did it to Trump six months later.

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@bentyers Their TV ad running at the moment is one of the most confounding commercials I've ever seen.

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Come for the Melbourne scarf, stay for the Oasis tribute band member.

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Matthew Guy is digging in, insisting his party hasn’t broken donation laws, despite refusing to chase up the detail. @msanto92 #9News

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@sjhross @bookshopaddict @OllyNoonan @databyjosh If you bring a poster or get teary he rings the debate bell, but instead of being a time warning it signals that it's time for the Collective Mind lads to come in and do their thing.

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@4Boat Do you think people in the future will understand how big the revelation is or will they need to put gasp noises over the top just to be sure?

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Was this the real version or the reenacted Judge Judy-esque version?

Everyone seems to be playing it really big.

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

The incredible moment where Alex Jones is informed that his own lawyer accidentally sent a digital copy of his entire phone to the Sandy Hook parents' lawyer, thereby proving that he perjured himself.

h/t @Acyn