Josh

Gadget-type operator & cat enthusiast. North Melbourne AFLW & AFLM member. ADHD & Autism. He/Him. Opinions are my own.

[Josh @databyjosh]

Logging in for the first time in a year to tell you all that I know who's going to win the AFLM grand final this year. It came to me last night in a dream. The 2025 premiers will be...

Port Adelaide.

...bit of a longshot but I'm going to look fucking brilliant when it happens.

[Josh @databyjosh]

Apologies to anyone who had to deal with the inconvenience of me being late with tips (mostly Max). Had some big lifestyle changes this year that dropped them off my radar at times - all positive changes though, I'm good and I'm happy 😁 hopefully won't be an issue again.

[Max Barry @SquiggleAFL]

@databyjosh No tip received for impending game(s):
2024 R12: Port Adelaide v Carlton @ Adelaide Oval (2024-05-30 19:30:00)
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[Josh @databyjosh]

Texts from Dad (Collingwood supporter). Classic

[Josh @databyjosh]

Spotted at the Salvo's. Someone out there not happy with an 0-3 start

[Josh @databyjosh]

@100poundsmuscle @AflGlicko Fiddled a bit with how I handle KP this year, first prediction not giving me much confidence that I've nailed it

[Josh @databyjosh]

End the season now IMO

[Josh @databyjosh]

AFLM tips are live for season 2024: https://t.co/yTbh6C50KN

[Josh @databyjosh]

Happy 9th birthday Lindsay Thomas

[Josh @databyjosh]

Proud of our team, always 💙

Congrats to the Lions, well deserved.

[Josh @databyjosh]

Maybe 2024 needs to be the year Jas Garner stops beating up every umpire's dog and mother during the preseason. We gave it a try but that tactic just isn't working out

[Josh @databyjosh]

@fuzzybluerain I feel this way with new shoes & clothes every time, I almost never try stuff on in stores because I feel so uncomfortable doing so that I start to hate the thing regardless of whether it fits. Keep trying them, they'll feel a bit better each time 🙂

[Josh @databyjosh]

Brisbane secure the trade by bundling up Ally Anderson, Tara Bohanna & Kellie Gibson with some draft picks to bolster West Coast's AFLW list.

Astute observers will notice that in addition to the fact trades don't work that way, only 1 of those 3 even plays for Brisbane.

[Josh @databyjosh]

More guaranteed incorrect prophecy, from last night's dreams:

Brisbane trade for pick 1 at the last minute & draft Harley Reid.

Interviewed on stage, Reid puts on a bad Russian accent & claims he's never been to Australia or heard of Brisbane, & doesn't know what a Lion is.

[Josh @databyjosh]

Two pieces of info for those with an interest in AFL futures:

1) I recently had a dream that Geelong would win this year's grand final, defeating Brisbane by a significant margin, and

2) I have a 0% strike rate on predicting future AFL events in my dreams

[Josh @databyjosh]

@ToddJDavey Try to get on Trade Radio

[Josh @databyjosh]

(also, bit of a stretch to say a pick that would have been used to match a bid "wasn't going to be used")

[Josh @databyjosh]

Good to know how to solve the all too frequent problem of having pick 4 but not really needing it

[Josh @databyjosh]

@lenphil29 saved yourself a lot of trouble throwing "even not competent" in they're

[Josh @databyjosh]

Genuinely feel the world needs a classic @croucherJD long read on the Pies winning the flag

[Josh @databyjosh]

@danderfield Good luck Rach! I am on Day 9 of my first attempt :)

[Josh @databyjosh]

@AflGlicko @SquiggleAFL Well done Rory! Outstanding work