Gorf

If you have ever eaten a potato, then we are probably best friends.

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What book of the Bible talks about rizz?

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Only 90’s kids will remember

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Australia is called "Down Under" because people can literally find it under a pile of rocks.

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What are floors and why can I buy them

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@sidewayspig *gorf

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I have Canada advice don't @ me

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@sidewayspig do you have a tortilla I could borrow

K?

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@sidewayspig try gorfing it next time

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Name a better gorfer.

I’ll wait.

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As Robert Shoecart once said: "I am a hamburger [sic]."

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I WISH I KNEW HOW TO WRITE AN ANGRY TWEET

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Theory: Snoke is a Porg-Gungan hybrid.

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*shows up in business causal*

Angry Friends: Dude, you want to start something???

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Just re-watched "Remember the Titans", and the VFX do NOT hold up.

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IT'S JUST A BORING OLD ORANGE.

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@GSeuf Check my feed for updates.

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Lloyd Chunk won after 17 grueling hours by levitating a chair over Dr. Crabhat's safety zone. Great fight! Who else watched? #FightNight

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Round 2: Who wins the dance-off?

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"Come on, let's go to Hogsmeade.
Come on, let's go to Hogsmeade." 🎶

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...My Patronus ain't no shrew,
I'll give that one to Dobby."🎶