Chris Gorges

Comedian/Father/Fly in Ointment. Sometimes co-host @ NBC Daytime

[Chris Gorges @GorgesComedy]

Tampa Improv Thurs night Tiffany Barbee, Tom Wise and me! SPECIAL CODE simplygorges for free tix. @improvtampa

[Deadpool Movie @deadpoolmovie]

Break out the good paint thinner. It's time to celebrate. #Deadpool2 tickets are on sale tomorrow.

[Fearless Motivation @fearlessmotivat]

In the end, we will only regret the chances we DIDN'T take. Go after your dreams and live without regret!

[Chris Gorges @GorgesComedy]

@realDonaldTrump Proven liar, like scooter?

[Chris Gorges @GorgesComedy]

@DebFerg9 @HelenKennedy @realDonaldTrump Do you know how editing works? You cant edit acrual words INTO peoples mouths

[Chris Gorges @GorgesComedy]

What a weekend! Trump calls people liars, then pardons a convicted liar.

[Chris Gorges @GorgesComedy]

@realDonaldTrump If you had half the restraint and intelligence as President Obama ,you would understand the reasons why that line wasnt crossed. #GrowUp

[Pauly Shore @PaulyShore]

Alfred, Mom's caregiver, and I took Mom/Mitzi to @TheComedyStore this afternoon for her last time. Our maintenance man of 20 years Juan Carlos had the neon lights on for her, and her music playing #ourgodmotherofcomedy

[steve lazlow @stevelazlow]

Is Mr Cohen home? #Cohen #StormyDaniels

[Matt Fernandez @FattMernandez]

Michael Cohen made his bed. Then Trump and Stormy fucked in it. Now he has to lie in it.

[Chris Gorges @GorgesComedy]

Back From the Dead show w/ @stevelazlow @TampaImprov 2nite. Come be resurrected.

[Chris Gorges @GorgesComedy]

@Kyle_Ruse Ahhh, comedic necrophilia, 2 great tastes that go great together.

[Matt Fernandez @FattMernandez]

A girl scout in San Diego sold 312 boxes of cookies after she set up in front of a dispensary. She earned her trap star badge.

[Dick Ruse @VyleRuse]

Everytime a comic censors another comic, Jeff Dunham gets a new puppet.

[Dick Ruse @VyleRuse]

Can we stop with celebrity politicians? Maybe go scientists or doctors for a bit?

[Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo]

Every day it becomes clearer and clearer. The reason @realDonaldTrump labeled legit news #FakeNews early on was because he knew one day all of his deceit, cheating, and harassment, would come under scrutiny by them. The truth has always been his enemy and he knew it.