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@TotalProSports Dan Marino. Dude finished a 17 year career with 87 rushing yds. He was the definition of a statue. To put that in perspective, Peyton Manning, who was a bumbling ostrich when he ran, finished with 667 yds.
If we can track the people who got off the Hantavirus cruise, we should also track everyone who gets off a Carnival cruise. Those people definitely got something.
I read the Michael Jackson movie ends with the 1988 tour of Bad. That's like making a Ted Bundy biopic that just ends with him being a successful politician.