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4× father of the year, 3× steak making champ
Disciplinarian for Black Americans 👨🏽‍⚖️

[tre SW @gorgexus]

Naming my son Yves Saint LeBron

[tre SW @gorgexus]

@MayaaaaGz Lmfao I’m so sorry

[tre SW @gorgexus]

New York stand the fuck up

[Sesshomaru’s missing arm @dafogell]

Saying Fake titties look better than real titties is such an interesting opinion. I have to disagree, i hate when fake titties have that <space> in the middle.

[tre SW @gorgexus]

LOCK THAT SHIT UP MITCH

[tre SW @gorgexus]

That’s a turnover foh.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[z @Rezzenstein]

I deserve much more than whatever is currently going on in my life

[tre SW @gorgexus]

@FUCKBOOG @aliyahvallen I can’t believe what I’m reading as if fake could ever be better lol

[tre SW @gorgexus]

10/10 real pair > 10/10 fake pair

[FREE TAXSTONE! @Diamy_TV]

1 body part that always looks better fake than real is boobs. This is not up for debate.

[tre SW @gorgexus]

Like life cannot be this hard to not fuck up 💀

[tre SW @gorgexus]

I’m starting to think women like having problems more than solving them

telling a woman how to is teaching her how to not 😂

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

once I realize you’re perceiving me wrong, I just stay away from you. Because wtf are you even talking about? Lmao

[tre SW @gorgexus]

@Epithymia__ You’re such a size queen

[tre SW @gorgexus]

Instagram is fake it till you make it
Twitter is the real you 😂

[tre SW @gorgexus]

My arms are ode veiny I have no idea why

[Emma @overdahedgestan]

In places you can’t even pronounce (Hoyt-Schermerhorn)

[tre SW @gorgexus]

@SadEaglesFan_ @DiBiaseLOE @vertigrees No it was wentz. Sproles got traded because during rehab wentz said he was jealous of the love nick got and wished it was him. Sproles ain’t like that

[tre SW @gorgexus]

@KariDaniels I love how the blue is lighter they just wanna complain