stay negative

[stay negative @gorillamoth]

”If there’s anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.”

[stay negative @gorillamoth]

I believe you're getting demoted to 3rd best friend 👿

[🚗ly @rezzbian]

i honestly believe these men have more talent than the beatles

[🚗ly @rezzbian]

S I M P SQUIRRELS IN MY PANTS

[Luke the Good @lukeyism]

KFC had 11 secret herbs and spices and nobody questioned it for years but suddenly you want to know what’s in the Covid vaccine

[stay negative @gorillamoth]

@MichaelaOkla I feel like @rezzbian was @ ing me when she liked this

[floptimus prime ribᵀᴹ @FireBeets]

olive garden, olaugh garden, olove garden

[stay negative @gorillamoth]

I'm thinking about it again

[stay negative @gorillamoth]

just thinkin about kyle xy and how he doesn't have a belly button

[KC🏴‍☠️ @KcHolz]

@emmabaccellieri How has she won all these freestyles but i never heard a verse from her?

[Crimson Dostoevsky @GeneralMcMaul]

@feedmewoke @_thatgirlab Listen everything is awful but even vengeful sewer demons deserve an afternoon topside so they can get some ice cream or something

[stay negative @gorillamoth]

@rezzbian I cant wait to be that hungover person eating that meal between 10am and probably 1pm

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Need $100 fast? Do what I did and invest $160 in the stock market.

[Vsauce @tweetsauce]

Does
･｡
"there are nonexistent
objects"
🌽｡
*. mean
ﾟ*.
🌽
"nonexistent
objects
🌽｡ ･
exist"?

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

when you see one of these MFs? You just KNOW it’s dinner time! 🤣

[FatRontheDankGod @FNN_RON]

Da pixies takin over

[stay negative @gorillamoth]

just thinkin about kyle xy and how he doesn't have a belly button

[stay negative @gorillamoth]

@_carlyparker_ @Kwin10_Tomasi and I've thought about it every day since

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

unclench your jaw you uptight bitch