Gorjonimo R'tonithan

Insider of the Geto Pirates, the roughest team in Agape Hoops History. Here to bring you updates on team news and injuries they cause

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This just in: General Manager Trey Lawlor has received interest from rival teams to join them in the same role

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After a week off due to sickness and thirteen consecutive hours of sleep last Wednesday, I can confirm Trenton Michael will be on tonight, per me

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@GabeDeArmond You should get 5 DeArmonds I’m a room together and you should all buttfuk each other. These are the things I think about

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You should get 5 DeArmonds in a room and have all of you buttfuk each other. These are the things I think about

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@deliriouslybord You should stop watching sports.

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Geto Pirates are back in action Saturday @1 vs Chino Hills. The Pirates will be getting a player back from suspension as Chino gets 3 back

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@GetoPirates @RimWerk @jarenzimm

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@RimWerk @GetoPirates @jarenzimm so from what I'm hearing you couldn't have brought schools players? #confused

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Today's game had everything you want in a bball game. A double ejection cuz a Rim Work player got bullied, raining 3s and a Geto Pirate win

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Also S/O to @jarenzimm that dude dropped 49 points and straight humiliated Rim Werk.

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S/O to rough ass @DepewCasey for doing his job and getting not only himself but a starter from the other team ejected. #gopirates

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When it comes to drawing up game ending plays K-State reminds me a lot of the Pirates and their go to last second shooter Logan Rea

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The second coming of Jesus Christ took place in the SAC this afternoon as all of the Dream Teams prayers were answered leading to a W

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Didn't see this one coming, per source, Pirates hire @cable_the_kid as their new GM. This is groundbreaking news to the Agape world.

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Game tomorrow @ 2pm against the 0-4 Dream Team. Only way they can get a W is in their dreams

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GM @Treylaw69 has officiay been relieved of his duties. Sources say Cole Crossman is leading candidate to replace as GM

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Rumors swirling that the Geto Pirates may fire GM @Treylaw69 hasn't shown up yet to a full half of basketball all season long. #hotseat

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Geto Pirates beat Steel 62-47 despite the heavy amount of tears on the court from the Steel parents

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The Steel parents were very unhappy with the amount of hard fouls against their kids. Sawft parents lead to sawft kids

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@gorjonimo the Geto Pirates came through with their promise to be scary