Laney Roberts

I’m gluten intolerant so don’t tell me about your wheat problems.

[Laney Roberts @gorllaney]

Respect the pouch. RESPECT IT.

[Laney Roberts @gorllaney]

@rachel_for_you 🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼✨✨✨

[Laney Roberts @gorllaney]

@rachel_for_you The gay train ?

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Whoopi Goldberg says American Idol was the beginning of “the downfall of society.”

[Laney Roberts @gorllaney]

Nobody wants to watch the zip lining videos you took in Costa Rica.

[Laney Roberts @gorllaney]

Accidentally said tanks instead of thanks. Tanks so much! Tanks a lot!

[Iris 💫 @Jest_Iris]

Girl that doesn’t want to litter so she puts little scraps in her purse to toss later but then forgets to and ends up constantly carrying a little bag full of trash

[Laney Roberts @gorllaney]

Who the fuck brought Big Time Rush back?

[Laney Roberts @gorllaney]

My personal fave at the gym is the slam-the-weights-down-on-the-ground-and-aggressively-speed-walk-away etiquette.

[Laney Roberts @gorllaney]

I don’t put glitter on my body anymore and it’s sad.

[Laney Roberts @gorllaney]

@milknketamine Better have that slushee, hoe!

[Laney Roberts @gorllaney]

@mikaylarosaa That’s incredible news

[Laney Roberts @gorllaney]

Happy Father’s Day to the best dad out there. Love ya, pops. ❤️

[Laney Roberts @gorllaney]

Nothing I overthink more than crawling into the backseat of an Uber.

[Laney Roberts @gorllaney]

@ItsSkeltonYall Can you imagine the luxury?

[Laney Roberts @gorllaney]

I wanna rock that “dad” belt that holds your phone

[Laney Roberts @gorllaney]

@MiiranAway Hope you bump some G6 and get slizzard my dude

[Laney Roberts @gorllaney]

My worst fear is to end up on one of those “What Not to Wear” type shows

[Laney Roberts @gorllaney]

Could really use a Girl Scout cookie right about now.

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

the cdc said you can trust these hoes