miss. the rage

no think

[miss. the rage @gorlygorlXD]

@isancowboy Legitimately some of the best content you’ve put out

[miss. the rage @gorlygorlXD]

@isancowboy Worse than the stair well incident

[miss. the rage @gorlygorlXD]

@isancowboy Big talk for an attorney who doesn’t use teams

[miss. the rage @gorlygorlXD]

My waxer told me she thought about me this week because she felt like I would get into a submersible

[miss. the rage @gorlygorlXD]

Listeria would be a beautiful name for a baby girl <3

[miss. the rage @gorlygorlXD]

My phantom tick is telling me I’m perfect

[miss. the rage @gorlygorlXD]

Do you think they’re ok

[Pop Base @PopBase]

The US Coast Guard confirms the Titan submersible imploded near the wreckage of the Titanic.

[miss. the rage @gorlygorlXD]

Gas prices about to turn me into a full fledged republican

[miss. the rage @gorlygorlXD]

When are we going to talk about how the working man’s lunch box has evolved into a $200 yeti

[miss. the rage @gorlygorlXD]

Who is throwing a house party I need a new charging block stat

[miss. the rage @gorlygorlXD]

My gas pedals resting heart rate is 90mph

[miss. the rage @gorlygorlXD]

@isancowboy My favorite tweets are the ones w multiple sentences of never before strung together words

[miss. the rage @gorlygorlXD]

Doing the unthinkable (laundry)

[miss. the rage @gorlygorlXD]

Do Not ask tiktok what happens if a baby drinks water

[miss. the rage @gorlygorlXD]

Anyone wanna do my taxes for me right now for free

[miss. the rage @gorlygorlXD]

Actually insane that the solution to paper towel waste is drying your hands with literal fecal matter air

[miss. the rage @gorlygorlXD]

Clearing my head (eating chipotle red salsa)

[miss. the rage @gorlygorlXD]

would love to do the job I’m paid to do but unfortunately duty calls and I have to watch the entirety of The Help in 3 minute segments completely out of order on tiktok

[miss. the rage @gorlygorlXD]

They shouldn’t have made residential roads so fun to drive fast on