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I need an outlet

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“Why are so many people playing good teams comps that I can’t figure out how to beat instead of niche underplayed picks” it’s a mystery. Play your game for children and relax

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Whenever I hear people complain that they’re only seeing the same 7-8 Pokemon on the ladder I’m like, get over it

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Been enjoying MMegan TR and MVenuBalance but MDrampa is what’s carried me into the 2000s

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Finally broke 2000 in champions 🫩

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Cannot surmount 2050…MSceptile / MEelektross come home, together we can go the distance

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also a barrier for me being good is also my age-old problem of not wanting to use pokemon I don't care for. Archaludon is ugly and Electro Shot's animation is annoying + takes too long, idgaf about Charizard / M.Floette / M.Gengar

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nvm I underestimated how dogshit I am at this game + the entire world has instant access to Good Teams thanks to vgc youtubers / twitter (not mad about this but I can't keep up lol)

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It pisses me off that I’m not better at Pokemon but I think I can probably brute force my way to the Champion tier

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Was getting bodied on the ladder and then saw that Cybertron had a new video up detailing 15 good teams and I was like "ohhhh"

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It pisses me off that I’m not better at Pokemon but I think I can probably brute force my way to the Champion tier

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Ok also whenever it’s a surprise Charizard X it always gets bodied just as fast as Y does and I always feel bad

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Meganium kind of barely getting play in my Mega Meganium team lol

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Aerodactyl, Basculegion, Sneasler, and Tyranitar: is he (Charizard) bothering you, queen?

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4.) Mega Lopunny slayage as always, I’ll eventually try her in doubles but I think she’s also too big brain for me atm
5.) MegaSceptile would be so fucking bad in this current meta…he’s already not good but I’m like maybe if Miraidon is around MScept has a weird niche as a check

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Mega Talk
1.) I’m too stupid to make Mega Scovillain work, I’ll try trick room with them when I get a Farigarif
2.) I have a good feeling about Mega Chandelure but I need a Farig before I can test
3.) Mega Froslass lowkey pisses me off like you will never be her (Shiva FF)

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It makes sense that so many of the consistently top players are math / finance people, it’s all numbers 🫩

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Only thing more embarrassing than playing competitive Pokémon is being bad at it fml

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Whenever someone uses Attract I’m like you deserve these Dire Claw sleeps

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Mega Lopunny wiped this person’s team

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clocked

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Two things I don’t understand Champions doesn’t do:
1.) why can’t you ladder using the official VGC format
2.) let me do 6v6 singles, 3v3 feels so truncated and kinda boring