The Rockshow

The RockShow is Chrissy & Wes. We're the morning show on 94.5 FMX in Lubbock, Tx.

[The Rockshow @gorockshow]

For some reason, Ringo Starr is showing off his fee online. In related news, get ready for England's hottest new band, the Feetles.

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[The Rockshow @gorockshow]

A man in Japan was tasked with protecting the country’s oldest bathroom until he accidentally crashed his own car into it. His career is now in the toilet. #dadjokes #lubbock #randomshit #rockshow #radio #gofmx #jokes #comedy

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A 53-year-old politician released his own porn video to get more votes. Finally, a politician who admits he’s going to screw you in advance. #dadjokes #lubbock #randomshit #rockshow #radio #gofmx #jokes #comedy

[The Rockshow @gorockshow]

Band-Aid is the #1 most trusted brand in the U.S. It’s followed by Lysol and Clorox. Coming in last, Dahmer’s Pulled Pork Sandwiches.

#dadjokes #lubbock #randomshit #rockshow #radio #gofmx #jokes #comedy

[The Rockshow @gorockshow]

In case you haven’t noticed, McDonald's McNuggets only come in four shapes, the ball, the bell, the boot, and the bowtie..so my guess “the Hamburglar’s nuts” was incorrect. #dadjokes #lubbock #randomshit #rockshow #radio #gofmx #jokes #comedy

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@LaekanZeaKemp Come on the RockShow. We'd be happy to have you. Message [email protected]

[The Rockshow @gorockshow]

Hailey Bieger wants you to know that she and Justin are not into threesome...uh girl, no one was inviting YOU. #dadjokes #lubbock #randomshit #rockshow #radio #gofmx #jokes #comedy

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Rhianna will perform at the Super Bowl Halftime show and Dallas Cowboys players are pretty excited about it since they’ll have that day off anyways. #dadjokes #lubbock #randomshit #rockshow #radio #gofmx #jokes #comedy

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Wheel Of Fortune fans were kind of shocked that “Warm, Wet & Wild” was the answer to a puzzle. In related news, that would describe my perfect weekend with Vanna White

#dadjokes #lubbock #randomshit #rockshow #radio #gofmx #jokes #comedy

[The Rockshow @gorockshow]

A fan who was tailgating at the Dolphins/Patriots game left a grill on and caught an entire line of cars on fire. Still, it was not as big as the dumpster fire that is the Dallas Cowboys.
#dadjokes #lubbock #randomshit #rockshow #radio #gofmx #jokes #comedy #football #nfl

[The Rockshow @gorockshow]

A guy in Nebraska named Duane Hansen broke a world record by hollowing out a giant pumpkin and floating 40 miles down the river. It wasn’t until he left the pumpkin that people said he was out of his gourd.
#dadjokes #lubbock #randomshit #rockshow #radio #gofmx #jokes #comedy

[The Rockshow @gorockshow]

A bunch of students in L.A. surprised their math teacher by giving him a new car so he wouldn’t have to drive a scooter to work anymore. In related news, math teachers can’t afford cars.
#dadjokes #lubbock #randomshit #rockshow #radio #gofmx #jokes #comedy

[The Rockshow @gorockshow]

@RonFilipkowski This looks like the worst porn ever.

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70% of people surveyed said they’d rather work ten-hour days, four days a week. This is of course because they’re currently working ten-hour days, five days a week. #dadjokes #lubbock #randomshit #rockshow #radio #gofmx #jokes #comedy

[The Rockshow @gorockshow]

Sources say that Pete Davidson is barely in Season 2 of The Kardasians...however it’s safe to say that he was all the way in Kim.

#dadjokes #lubbock #randomshit #rockshow #radio #gofmx #jokes #comedy

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Actress Jameela Jamil says she sprained her bunghole while filming She-Hulk Attorney At Law. "Yeah, that’s how she did it", said her boyfriend. #dadjokes #lubbock #randomshit #rockshow #radio #gofmx #jokes #comedy

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7-Eleven is finally bringing back “Bring Your Own Cup” day, where you can show up with almost any container and fill it up with Slurpee. Not as popular, 7-11’s put your own wiener on the wiener roller. #dadjokes #lubbock #randomshit #rockshow #radio #gofmx #jokes #comedy

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The internet is debating how many holes a straw has. 54% of people say, one, 42% of people say two, and the rest of us just say it’s time to turn the internet off.
#dadjokes #lubbock #randomshit #rockshow #radio #gofmx #jokes #comedy

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Experts say peeing on your feet in the shower can actually clean your feet and prevent fungal issues. In related news, peeing on someone else’s feet can make you money on Only Fans
#dadjokes #lubbock #randomshit #rockshow #radio #gofmx #jokes #comedy

[The Rockshow @gorockshow]

@MrTommyLand Dude..your pee-pee is out. Just letting you know.