Gourav Das

I'm not smart. I just wear glasses.

[Gourav Das @gorough_das]

Back to Twitter after a while. Do we still call it twitter?

[Mercedes-AMG PETRONAS F1 Team @MercedesAMGF1]

Lewis and the W14 on track. 🖤💛

[Gourav Das @gorough_das]

Petition to reduce a day from 5-day work week. Please I need to do my laundry and dishes 😭

[Gourav Das @gorough_das]

Are ceiling fans the students who didn't get into IIT to become helicopter blades?

[Livspace @livspace]

Your mom when you finally make your bed #Shocked

[Gourav Das @gorough_das]

Wondering why Indian citizens don't vote? Been standing in the polling booth since 2 hours. Officials claim EVM has stopped working. @bmcbbsr @Naveen_Odisha

[Gourav Das @gorough_das]

Haven't seen one post which says "You like Starbucks, I like khati cha" but somehow on the contrary, seeing a lot of people posting about how they don't like cringe posts about people saying "I don't like Starbucks, I like khati cha". 🤷🏾‍♂️

[Gourav Das @gorough_das]

Bhubaneswar, Bhubaneshwar, Bhubanswar < BHONSOR

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Dear internal alarm clock. The fuck is the point of waking me up ten minutes before my actual alarm? Then I witness my alarm fully alert like it's a cinematic event. Whatever this competitive or collaborative shit you two have going is...stop it. No one likes a kissass.

[Gourav Das @gorough_das]

Was reading a poem - 'Never Give Up'. Gave up halfway.

#motivation

[Gourav Das @gorough_das]

Sea waves dekhne the, begairat corona ka 3rd wave Dekh Raha hun.

#COVID19

[prettygirlscult 💫 @prettygirlscult]

living in your parent's house is free bc you pay with your soul

[Gourav Das @gorough_das]

New study by IMA states that efficacy of the vaccine remains the same with or without taking a picture.

#Vaccination #vaccine

[Gourav Das @gorough_das]

Do I have to take my own photographer for vaccination? Or there are designated photographers at vaccine centres?

[Gourav Das @gorough_das]

ThEY ArE GoInG To oFfEr YoU FrEe DrUGs aLL ThE TiMe. 🙄🙄

[Gourav Das @gorough_das]

Relationship or psychosis? Doesn't matter. Either ways I'm seeing someone.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Make humanity a multiplanet species!

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Well...it is 420.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Mitron....chill...ok bye.