Morg🍯

just a girl forever trying to find her glasses. #GoPackGo #CCSURugby

[Morg🍯 @gorski32]

funny how drinkin 8 cups of water a day seems impossible but 8 beers and 6 shots in 3 hours go down like a fat kid on a see-saw.

[Morg🍯 @gorski32]

the 15 yrs of basketball didn’t do my joints justice... my hips r so fucked up

[Morg🍯 @gorski32]

welcome to paradise

[Morg🍯 @gorski32]

checkmate

[Morg🍯 @gorski32]

@LizaBartolotta but i want you to see it that’s why i send them 😢

[Morg🍯 @gorski32]

instagram needs to come up with a notification when ur trying to send your friend a funny meme that tells you they don’t follow the account so you don’t waste your time tryin to send it .. bc i’m getting real tired of the “i can’t see it” messages.

[Morg🍯 @gorski32]

@Kristen_Grcia ohhh i can tell 😂

[Morg🍯 @gorski32]

@Kristen_Grcia how them drugs treating you boo boo 😂😘 feel better

[Morg🍯 @gorski32]

@CarameIBoi god bless 😂

[Emmanuel✨ @Bathandwa0702]

no fucking ways! 💀

[Morg🍯 @gorski32]

@Eryn_Collinss

[Haylz🧚🏼‍♂️🌻🦋🍄 @hayleebarness]

Lmao boys suck they literally will not talk to you for like 18 hrs and then say “come over” like shutup stupid head I’m on my way tho

[𝕒𝕣𝕚𝕒𝕟𝕟𝕒 🌸 @AriannaFlores12]

this shit would be funny as hell 😭😂

[Brookee🌼 @BrookeCourtney4]

you’re a dumbass if you pass up on someone who’s genuinely down for you because you’re more concerned about “having a good time”

[Lindsey Taylor @Linnddsseyy]

Today one of my tables all ordered alcohol, except for the one daughter. The dad started giving the daughter shit for not drinking, and she goes “dad I can’t drink right now. I’m pregnant.”

The dads jaw dropped and the mom started crying. They tipped me 50% 🙂

[Millie Payne @_milliepayne]

Me sitting drunk on a toilet/staring at myself drunk in the mirror.

[Morg🍯 @gorski32]

@LizaBartolotta EXACTLY

[Morg🍯 @gorski32]

when my tattoo artist was tattooing my hip he said “guys are assholes bc girls are crazy, and girls are crazy because guys are asshole” facts