Peter Gorski

[C H E L B! 🌭 @chelbb_]

Transgender operations *spins giant wheel* on illegal aliens *spins giant wheel* in prison

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

date: so… you just adopted 3 chipmunks as your children?

dave seville: no, no that’d be crazy. I’m also their band manager

[Drew Garland @drew_garland]

Person 1: hey did you go see the new Holy Infant?

Person 2: I did

Person 1: what’s he like?

Person 2: so tender and mild

Person 1: what

[keegan @FranziaMom]

Noah Kahan is one of the most famous musicians in america for harnessing one powerful, dark truth: people fucking loved Mumford and Sons and are ready for round 2

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

After Bin Laden was killed, a teacher told us they buried his remains at sea and another kid just nodded and said "Like Megatron"

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

[Zoo]
Visitor: "I like that cage at the end that says 'World's most dangerous animal' and it's just got a mirror in it"
Zookeeper: "Yup, thought-provoking stuff. *Whispering into phone* The leopard's escaped again"

[☀️ Jon Schwarz ☀️ @schwarz]

As Biden cancels (some) student debt, remember why the debt exists. A key Reagan advisor warned in 1970 that free college was producing the dangerously explosive "dynamite" of an "educated proletariat," and "we have to be selective on who we allow to go through higher education":

[Foxcade 🦊🇨🇦 @SuperFoxcade]

The fact a multi-million dollar studio was culturally gaslit into losing more money on a bombed film through ironic twitter memes is the funniest outcome we could have expected.

[Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur]

Former President George W. Bush: “The decision of one man to launch a wholly unjustified and brutal invasion of Iraq. I mean of Ukraine.”

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

free speech is when the richest person on the planet buys the place where you talk. I am very smart

[桜井 政博 / Masahiro Sakurai @Sora_Sakurai]

A Happy New Year!

[Supper Mario Broth @MarioBrothBlog]

Photo of an incident during the 2002 recording of the North American commercial for Mario Party 4, where the actor playing Yoshi fell into the pool and needed to be rescued while still inside the mascot suit. Accoring to the costume company, the performer had almost drowned.

[Spider-Man: Beyond The Spider-Verse @SpiderVerse]

Miles Morales’ story and the #SpiderVerse web expands. Take a first look at Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (Part One). Exclusively in movie theaters October 2022.

[lucy ford 🍊 @lucyj_ford]

this is one of the most gorgeous outlooks on grief i have ever heard

[Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman]

Sci-Fi Author: In my book I invented the Torment Nexus as a cautionary tale

Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus

[桜井 政博 / Masahiro Sakurai @Sora_Sakurai]

Fighter Pass Vol.2 & Vol.1.

[💧Light💧 @Light_S21]

I WON SMASHCON LETS FUCKING GO! IM SO HAPPY. IM THE BEST!!!!