Craig Gorman

my tweets are dope and I tweet dope shit

[Craig Gorman @gorstylez]

Ignore the haters no matter how right they are

[Craig Gorman @gorstylez]

I got much better at cooking after playing ‘Breath of the Wild’

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Naming my future 5-aside team ‘The Ginyu Force’ is a no brainer

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Two additional now…. This madness needs to end

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I recently gained one additional follower on X and I’m pretty devastated about it

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Playing as oddjob absolutely counts as boosting

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It’s Saturday, so I woke up early and watched cartoons

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Jet Set Radio > Jet Set Radio Future

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Goldeneye was so sick when it came out kids today have no idea

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I once played a really bad game of StarCraft and blamed it on the runs

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I was told wrestling is fake and now I don’t know what to believe

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Adam West is your favourite Batman or you’re a liar

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I don’t care who designed my clothes, are they going to increase my stats?

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Playing piano with a finger splint is about as hard as I thought it would be

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When facing difficult situations I ask myself
“What would Hank Hill do?”

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Once you experience one of those Japanese toilets there’s no going back

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My girlfriend told me I look 31 and it’s the oldest I’ve ever felt

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A lot of people out there didn’t see ‘The Phantom Menace’ on opening day and it shows

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Forget the UFC, I want to watch the Tenkaichi Budokai

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Remember, if you’re not wasted the day is