Dick Grayson

Holy [insert statement here], Batman!

[Dick Grayson @GoshDarnRobin]

I'm only like halfway through my Halloween candy, and I'm still wearing the exact same costume! #win

[Dick Grayson @GoshDarnRobin]

My ankles are wet, but my short shorts are bone dry! Everything's coming up Robin!!

[Dick Grayson @GoshDarnRobin]

Went out to pick up Arkham: Origins. All three cashiers were dressed as Harley Quinn. Promptly passed out. The Batman was not amused.

[Dick Grayson @GoshDarnRobin]

Beware the foe that spoils 'The Dark Knight Rises' for me, for you will be cried at. #manlyboytears

[Dick Grayson @GoshDarnRobin]

Sometimes I get sad when I think of how hard it is being a superhero sidekick. Then Batman reminds me he can break my legs in seven places.

[Dick Grayson @GoshDarnRobin]

Sigh!! I'm so tired of picking bat guano out of my food. Do we REALLY have to eat every meal in the Cave?

[Dick Grayson @GoshDarnRobin]

Holy gosh! My cape got stuck in the Batmobile door AGAIN. Worst night ever!!!

[Dick Grayson @GoshDarnRobin]

Batman yelled at me for singing ABBA songs in the Batcave too loudly again. :( Gosh darn it!

[Dick Grayson @GoshDarnRobin]

Gosh, Batman! That sure was a hard workout, today! Don't you think the starved alligators are a bit much, though?

[Dick Grayson @GoshDarnRobin]

Don't you just hate it when your super-tight, super-short shorts super ride-up on you?

[Dick Grayson @GoshDarnRobin]

Holy toasted eggplants, Batman!

[Dick Grayson @GoshDarnRobin]

Crime-fighting is tough work. Criminals don't just somersault three times in the air and kick pirouette themselves in the head, you know!

[Dick Grayson @GoshDarnRobin]

Did the groceries for the Bat Cave today! Holy bat droppings, Batman! I think cutting down to one-ply just makes sense!

[Dick Grayson @GoshDarnRobin]

Holy giant canole, Batman!