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@EastKinky Neither. Put some salad & chilli sauce with it & stick it in a pitta bread.

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@skinnylilbih Well he’s not going to be playing with your chin.

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@DevNathani3l His name isn’t got. It’s Spengler, spindle spingle??? Something like that. But not god.

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@RachelRileyRR That’s what you’d look like if I kissed you! 🤣🤣🤣

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@Pembrokeshire Amazing. You’ve chosen a village that’s so overcrowded that it’s almost impossible to exceed 8mph most of the time. Plus, with its non existing police presence it’ll never be enforced. But, at least it’ll give 10 council workers 8 months work to change the 4 or so signs.

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@Pembrokeshire No s#!t Sherlock. You can’t unvaccinate people.

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@theJeremyVine I think you’ll find. On a nearby running track is a white man who has also hurt his leg but doesn’t have anybody especially not thousands of people “Calling for an ambulance.”

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@diddypops 🤣🤣🤣 silly man.

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@emkwan @McDonaldsUAE What are the options like compared to home?

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@flasexywildcard How do you manage to fit a camel toe into something so small? It must be wizardry.

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@Socalhotwife Well isn’t that a fancy looking range.

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@ThePeninsulist Doesn’t this make you out to be a bit stupid?

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@MrEdByrne It looks like they have a fly problem.

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Well said. https://t.co/8r4tSaqLqu

[Ian Davies @ianses]

@realDonaldTrump @POTUS @WhiteHouse Mr Trump would need less help to fund defence if he spent less money on D’wall!! #mexico #usamexico #thewall #wall #themanisaplank #goodluckusa @TheLastLeg

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@AppleSupport why add a do not disturb option for driving but then make podcasts stop after each episode making you have to open your phone to start a new one each time?!

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@JKCorden are they all yours? Could I have one? Please?

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@FedExHelp this idiot left me sat there for 5 mins while just in front of him to the right was a large parking spot!

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@DiphallicDude what's wrong with your anus? Do you stick both up yourself?

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@Stitchpunk nope. This is an unusual cardigan.

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