Web3 is broken promises. The world works exactly as it should. Ethereum, Bitcoin, Solana, NEAR. Useless.
Stop trying to build a better way.
Big tech loves you
My Anti-Crypto Manifesto
Look around you. The world we've built has given us everything we've ever wanted. Why would you want this to change?
There is no need to "update the system" (ahem, @coinbase).
There is no need to build "the future of finance" (I am pretty sure the Harvard economists and banking institutions know how to run the economy)
There is no need to build "decentralized alternatives", sometimes people really do have your best interest in mind.
Meta gave us Facebook - for FREE!
Amazon gave us Alexa, near-instant delivery, and the Fallout TV series - at what cost? A couple bucks?! Worth it!
Google, don't even get me started, the search engine alone is reason enough to trust them with your data.
NOW - OpenAI! It's literally in their name, folks. They're open. Probably the openest version of AI. You really think they're out to get you, huh? That's called paranoia, kiddo.
Stop listening to the manlets at Ethereum, Solana, NEAR, Cardano, Avalanche, TON - they're all in it for themselves.
Everything is working as it should.
Trust me.
Packing for [REDACTED] and made sure to pack a whole bunch of cards that just say "I was right" on it.
This Bitcoin stuff is a fad, we know what happens next.
GM (it's what you nerds say, right?)
I went to @token2049. Everybody who met me saw the light. They're dropping out of crYpTO and heading to @Google, @amazon - and all the GREAT AMERICAN companies that built this place.
Next stop for me? [REDACTED]. Dumb name. Dumb people.
I HAVE NOT and WILL NOT ever endorse CRYPTO or WEB3.
@token2049 was a spectacular FAILURE. Massive L as we would say on Wall St.
[REDACTED] (dumb name).
IS NEXT to be cancelled.