Steve Twerkle

This Is Not Parody. Orlando Soccer Jounralism. 🌴🦁🌞⚽️🌴

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"Tossed Anthony over his shoulder" #halloweenhorrornights #hhn35 @UniversalORL

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raise your hand if youre not in the Epstein files. 🤚

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@OrlandoCitySC @orlandohealth

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🚨 Hearing Rumors out of #OrlandoCity 🚨 Club is on the verge of signing a talented young striker who's currently in England. Has international experience. His current club has never lost a match in which he's started. 👀

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@tombogert

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@_ElliottJackson @DuncanMcGuire5

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@tombogert Duncan getting off the plane in Blackburn like "Hey where is everybody?"

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🚨 Huge News Coming Out of @OrlandoCitySC FO 🚨 An overlooked part of the new deal with @Interandco stipulates that a portion of the fee will go to installing a rotating lion 🦁 statue outside the stadium, and fixing the one burned out light on top of the roof!

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@OrlandoCitySC @InterCo_Stadium @inter_us Are the Wilfs going to rename the Vikings stadium Packers&Friends Field?

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I'll only accept Inter&Co Stadium if Miami has to play in Orlando&Friends Stadium. @OrlandoCitySC

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What's dumber, the name Inter&Co stadium, or the person who made the website password "OrlandoCity"? @RuckusOrlando @IronLionFirm

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@orlsoccer10

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Hey does it seem sketchy to anyone else that a supposedly fair and unbiased tournament would promote one singular participant? @OrlandoCitySC @InterMiamiCF @RuckusOrlando @IronLionFirm #Messi #OrlandoCity

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The weather in Miami looks fine. What's the holdup, @InterMiamiCF? @OrlandoCitySC #orlandocity @RuckusOrlando @IronLionFirm

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"On night of #Messi𓃵 historic debut for Inter Miami, Zelensky calls for Ukraine-NATO Council after Russia's withdrawal from the Black Sea Grain deal"

#everythingismessi

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if anyone wants to see the penalty from the #OrlandoCity vs #Houston #LeaguesCup2023 match, here it is. or not. who knows.

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Get On Your Feeeeet @InterMiamiCF #mls #Messi #interftl

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Can you imagine only paying $1.50 to get into the tree museum? Thats a STEAL. Nowadays I'd expect to pay at least $30 admission. #jonimitchell

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Crazy fact: before tonight #OrlandoCity hadn't won a July match in almost a year. #MLStwitter #MLS

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In just a few hours I'll be publishing an in depth exposé about whether teams with more resources, stronger rosters, deeper benches, more funding, and fewer matches to play are statistically more likely to win the @opencup. You'll never guess what I find. #MLS #USL #opencup