Meredith

got bless america, my guns and I guess my wife. got damn it martha!!! I yell about obama drones. follower of my lord and savior donald j trump.

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

@realDonaldTrump I think your aloud to call the FBI now that your pres right?

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

@realDonaldTrump Thanks Obama!

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

@realDonaldTrump When you say "OUR taxes" does that include the rest of us or should we be happy with "access" to the scraps?

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

@realDonaldTrump I thought Obama did that already?

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

@cmhphotos Man up.

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

@realDonaldTrump @SnoopDogg yea, but you gotta admit that Obama is way cooler than you. Just sayin.

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

@realDonaldTrump I thought you won already?

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

@realDonaldTrump Can you make #LaFou not gay again?

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends I know you are, but what am I?

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

@realDonaldTrump @politico I know you are, but what am I.

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

@S_Eckert @PanicAtTheDisco Whatever hippie.

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

Are we talkin' bout Russian girlie leakers or naw? https://t.co/ncBeZ3K715

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The FBI is totally unable to stop the national security "leakers" that have permeated our government for a long time. They can't even......

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

@realDonaldTrump Are we talking about Russian hooker leakers or naw?

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

@realDonaldTrump WHY??? You kno more than the genrals.

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

@realDonaldTrump Sounds FISHY.

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

@realDonaldTrump IT WAS GREAT! Of course, I was high AF. Amirite Rush?

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

I'm routin for Captain Crunch. https://t.co/x8VA7l54ST

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

General Keith Kellogg, who I have known for a long time, is very much in play for NSA - as are three others.

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

Wait. Russia ain't real?!? Damn it! Obama just ruined Rocky 4 now. https://t.co/LVnup5aJmE

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Democrats had to come up with a story as to why they lost the election, and so badly (306), so they made up a story - RUSSIA. Fake news!

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

Wait, I thought we liked leakers. Specially them Russian girlie ones. https://t.co/N4tr7SyUtP

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The spotlight has finally been put on the low-life leakers! They will be caught!

[Meredith @gotdamnitmartha]

@realDonaldTrump Did he sing "The Joker"? That's my favorite.