People want to know what @BernieSanders' final pitch before Iowa is.
This. This is our pitch.
And it isn't final. We're making it every day. #IAcaucus.
Join us: https://t.co/alPU9J5lNS
“could a depressed person do this???” i ask, perfectly balancing a bowl of soup, a jar of pickles, peanut butter, an orange, and tea in my hands as i walk from the kitchen to my bedroom preparing to eat my first meal of the day in the middle of the night
Date me, I'm the whole package:
- indecisive
- dressed in all black
- the prince of Denmark, and rightful heir to the throne
- just constantly yearning for death
I work with a lady that wears sunglasses and a visor inside everyday like she's a fucking poker star and honestly her level of idgaf-ness is something I strive for.