egghead (ak)

omniscient butch she/her

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@realfabuloso3 it's a keychain! I'll send you greg's info he's clearly very accommodating

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sir please don't make me say it to your face 😭

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@mxissippi I picked that one!

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don't show cas this is their bday present

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@theadamhasan I can't stop thinking about this ice cream combo. truly genius mode

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@keesh_lorraine i love that shit so much

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telling my mom i want top surgery "in order to fit into a racing car more easily"

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@sarahbow12 VBS! triple dog dare! the religious trauma of it all!!!

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listening to home video and uhhh have we sent lucy dacus the am i a lesbian masterdoc yet

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also it's very rude that i didn't get to have any painfully dramatic girl crushes growing up due to not having friends

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@doritoshaped omg I should have thought about that

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gas station man put my bubly tall boy in a brown bag and i drove away drinking it like that to be polite

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@gentr1friedchkn :(

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my camo crocs give me gender euphoria

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@keesh_lorraine every screenshot you post your phone is at less than 10%

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the queen in shrek 2 is kinda a milf 😳

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@mxissippi @sour_cweam I have crazy wide hips and they fit me really nice. and also I've had them for a while and haven't chub rubbed a hole through them yet

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rah rah carolina but to the tune of roman's revenge