Trash Juice

🦇 If there were a finger guns emoji I wouldn't need any other emoji 🦇

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

the takeaway here is that this entire product line makes no goddamn sense

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

Seeing a lot of people use the fourth of july as an opportunity to publicly congratulate themselves for thinking that human life is intrinsically valuable and respectfully i meet at least 3 people a week who i don't think deserve oxygen as much as the average bird

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

Far and away my favorite brand of short form video content is "guy who after 8 months of nailing random shit together finds out about municipal building code but thinks he should be allowed to do his own wiring bc he's trying his best & a lot of people online rlly believe in him"

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

Seeking a series of incrementally smaller bitches for a russian doll type party trick

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

Got my random old man touched my shoulders in public moment over for the year ig

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

Old guy at the red sox game going on a 3 inning rant abt gypsies bc some people took his seat

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

i never see u at gun club free beer night

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

parking lot where the chocolate chip cookie was invented

[JT @jiratickets]

does anyone have any more examples of this

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

They shoulda made em start with regular guys

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

Enhanced games commentary: "we're paying them WAYYYY more than the olympics"

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

The funniest part of this event is that they're all enhanced and nobody is breaking any records

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

Gatherer mentality

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

women love the dr. seuss fruits. unclear why. they are not satisfied with the normal bounty of this earth. persimmon: what is that? men do not know. imagine going to your male friends house and he offers you a gooseberry. unfathomable.

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

Peak new england experience: browsing a local church's archive of colonial unchastity confessions while you wait to have your car inspected

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

Punxsutawney Phil, the groundhog, like from groundhog day, will be throwing the first pitch at tomorrow's Pirates game

[Daniel Litt @littmath]

enjoy that sunset while you can—soon a swarm of superintelligent AI agents will be able to appreciate it more rapidly and efficiently than you ever could

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

Fahlo is the zoo equivalent of house arrest

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

That's MY male gynecologist

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

If anyone wants to get in on my backyard hobby sword fight club hmu

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

Forgot that clara and i used to take fencing lessons together im gonna make her sword fight me again

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

Im not gullible i'm in a big trust fall with the universe

[Trash Juice @gothchickens]

Wait is the WPBL just taking off bc of WWIII bc it's crazy to be warming them up in advance