ellen ⚖️

hype man for a log flume

[ellen ⚖️ @gothdevito]

@evadentz i had one in my room the other night that was so big it might as well have been a fucking bird 😀 every time it hit the walls or ceiling it made a loud thump sound

[ellen ⚖️ @gothdevito]

got an almost perfect blood pressure reading the other week and i’ve been riding that high ever since

[ellen ⚖️ @gothdevito]

ultimately it would just feel like my dad was prime minister and i can’t wrap my head around that

[ellen ⚖️ @gothdevito]

rare football related tweet from me but i think having an evertonian in number 10 would cause a cosmic spiritual imbalance that this city and country would never recover from

[ellen ⚖️ @gothdevito]

gcse exams have just finished so the police have issued a dispersal zone near me. young students can’t even go and sit in a park with their friends to celebrate without being viewed as potential criminals. they do in fact want these kids at home staring at a wall all day

[Erin Ekins (she/her) @QueerlyAutistic]

The people smugly gloating that young people will just have to 'find something else to do' in response to the social media bans are usually the exact same people who seethe with anger and make reports about 'loitering' whenever they have to share public spaces with teenagers.

[deirdre @dkeane16]

really sad about anthony head!! always really loved this story where he invited a fan of his to his farm for the day when he heard they were having a hard time after coming out as trans

[ellen ⚖️ @gothdevito]

actually tearing up right now... rest in peace legend

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Anthony Head has passed away at the age of 72.

[ellen ⚖️ @gothdevito]

that’s my sis!!!!!!

[St. Jude PLAY LIVE @StJudePLAYLIVE]

That's $1,000,000 raised for @StJude kids from @lilsimsie and her inspiring community this May! THANK YOU SO MUCH! 💜

[ellen ⚖️ @gothdevito]

opened my laptop and it started playing the musical stings from the sims 4 even though the game was closed

[ellen ⚖️ @gothdevito]

a seagull used my head as a launchpad today and i’m being so brave about it

[Cal @themaincal]

We expected these results, but that doesn’t make them any less disgusting. Living in a country that is fueled by racism and hate is exhausting. You lot would literally sacrifice a better life just because, deep down, you’re all incredibly racist.

[ellen ⚖️ @gothdevito]

had a dream last night that someone accepted my vinted offer at 4am (thrilling stuff going on with my subconscious) and when i woke up they had in fact accepted my offer….. at 4:01am………

[ellen ⚖️ @gothdevito]

just spent five english pounds on a piece of card that i can use to move a legend of zelda character in to my animal crossing island

[meghan @ladynoir]

hey so the male gaze is about how film and other visual media cultures assume their average audience member is a straight man and therefore frame female characters as sex objects or maternal figures with little in between it’s not about what kind of pretty someone is

[ellen ⚖️ @gothdevito]

last night we let The Ned 2020 talk

[Dr. Nopussi OB-GYN @BussyDynamite]

I know straight hands made this because it’s missing the ever present “two mentally ill gay guys cackle at each other while making the same jokes they’ve made for years” podcast

[ellen ⚖️ @gothdevito]

@thekatebutch omg kate butch on the telly!!

[Happily Dissatisfied @nocontextEFC]

WOKE’S NOT DEAD

[ellen ⚖️ @gothdevito]

i’ve felt for a while now that apple maps is genuinely out to get me, it tells various lies and falsehoods and it won’t stop sending me down dead ends

[luna 💌 @F1REAKS]

i use google maps, my best friend uses apple maps. guess which one of us is completely useless in navigating foreign cities

[ellen ⚖️ @gothdevito]

my devil wears prada hot take is that i kind of think that andie is the true villain of the film, however i don’t blame her too much because i too would sleep with evil simon baker given the chance