I want someone who would, while I take my third plate full of food and as I mumble how much I love food, look at me and tell that he loves me unconditionally and will always provide me with food #AllIWantForChristmas
Sometimes I feel bad for not having a boyfriend but then I remember I’m a bad ass bitch and that no one deserves my awesome humor and I immediately feel better. #latenightthoughts
Nowdays I don’t know if people are trying to kill every bug from A Bug’s life or are they trying to smell good because their perfumes be smelling like Raid #thursdaysyouth