𝕾𝐏☥𝐃𝐄𝐑 - 𝐌𝐀𝐍.

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ THERE’S NOTHING I CAN DO ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀. . .⠀ WHEN I REALIZE WITH FRIGHT⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

[𝕾𝐏☥𝐃𝐄𝐑 - 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @gothiicweb]

⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀
⠀
⠀ ⠀ ❝ THAT THE SPIDER-MAN’S
HAVING ME FOR DINNER
⠀ TONIGHT. ❞

⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀

[𝕾𝐏☥𝐃𝐄𝐑 - 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @gothiicweb]

ᅠ
ᅠ in this stupid zoom call with my girlfriend trying to see what’s going on on my laptop screen and my life is way too uninteresting to come up with a good excuse as to why i’m in a zoom call.

[𝕾𝐏☥𝐃𝐄𝐑 - 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @gothiicweb]

ᅠ
ᅠ no. no. it’s fine. this is fine. i’m concentrating. really focused, right now.

[ً @luckymalas]

if you do it, i’ll do it. raise your paw——* hand.

[𝕾𝐏☥𝐃𝐄𝐑 - 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @gothiicweb]

ᅠ
ᅠ i don’t wanna be the only guy without the filter. that’ll just draw attention to me.

… i don’t even know.

[ً @luckymalas]

really? you can ask lyla to turn yours off. which one even are you in this right now?

[𝕾𝐏☥𝐃𝐄𝐑 - 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @gothiicweb]

ᅠ
ᅠ it’s actually distracting me. a lot.

[ً @luckymalas]

yeah, it keeps everybody’s attention longer.

[𝕾𝐏☥𝐃𝐄𝐑 - 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @gothiicweb]

ᅠ
ᅠ is the cat filter necessary.

[ً @luckymalas]

another day, another spider zoom call ( @gothiicweb is here now yay! )

[ً @filmbyparker]

⠀ ⠀
⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ 𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗽. pinned
⠀ ⠀

[𝘗𝘢𝘷𝘪 .ᐟ @mysticcrawler]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ⠀
𖢥‧₊˚

[𝕾𝐏☥𝐃𝐄𝐑 - 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @gothiicweb]

ᅠ
ᅠ um. facebook?

[ً @luckymalas]

what * do you know?

[𝕾𝐏☥𝐃𝐄𝐑 - 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @gothiicweb]

ᅠ
ᅠ i don’t know skype.

[ً @luckymalas]

… you don’t know skype?

[𝕾𝐏☥𝐃𝐄𝐑 - 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @gothiicweb]

ᅠ
ᅠ i don’t even know what skype is. so …… no?

[ً @luckymalas]

more than skype, even. is skype still a thing?

[𝕾𝐏☥𝐃𝐄𝐑 - 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @gothiicweb]

ᅠ
ᅠ thank god my name isn’t something stupid like ‘peter.’

[𝕾𝐏☥𝐃𝐄𝐑 - 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @gothiicweb]

ᅠ
ᅠ for real. what kind of budget does zoom have. is it that much of a constant in every universe.

[ً @luckymalas]

i’m honestly still wowed they managed to make it transdimensional.

[𝕾𝐏☥𝐃𝐄𝐑 - 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @gothiicweb]

ᅠ
ᅠ well. i feel a little better, at least. virtual meetings would be so much easier.

[ً @luckymalas]

i don’t think so? not every peter’s here. and i don’t think ben is either.

[𝕾𝐏☥𝐃𝐄𝐑 - 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @gothiicweb]

ᅠ
ᅠ did it get sent to everyone but me.

[ً @luckymalas]

fuuuuuck. okay, i can send it to you. we use the same one every time, anyway.

[𝕾𝐏☥𝐃𝐄𝐑 - 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @gothiicweb]

ᅠ
ᅠ no. i didn’t.

[ً @luckymalas]

did you not get the zoom link?

[𝕾𝐏☥𝐃𝐄𝐑 - 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @gothiicweb]

ᅠ
ᅠ there’s VIRTUAL meetings ???

[ً @luckymalas]

spider hq virtual meeting:

[𝕾𝐏☥𝐃𝐄𝐑 - 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @gothiicweb]

ᅠ
ᅠ me and my best friend from another universe.

[‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍* ‍𝕻𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙔 ‍‍ ‍‍‍‍𝘎𝘐𝘙𝘓 ‍ ‍ᵎ @fcedtruth]

ㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ* ( ☀️ 👙 ) ───────
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝘀𝘂𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 launch !
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤhey, 𝗇𝗎𝖾𝗏𝖺 𝗒𝗈𝗋𝗄 xx

[𝕾𝐏☥𝐃𝐄𝐑 - 𝐌𝐀𝐍. @gothiicweb]

ᅠ
ᅠ [ taking a long drag, then turning his head away to breathe out smoke once more. ]

you’re not really giving me a good enough reason to believe you.

[* 𝒕𝐡𝐞 𝑨𝑹𝑪𝑯𝑬𝑹.ᐟ @bowdrawn]

( continuously waving herself off, clearing her throat. )

mm’ fine, i swear —