spider provider

i pledge allegiance to the band of mr shneebly and will not fight him for creative control and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction-

[spider provider @gothjuic3]

@the_hellmouth yes 😭😭😭

[spider provider @gothjuic3]

um does jobby mean something different in england bc the lady just said it on countdown surely that is not countdown appropriate language wtf

[Leah Tigers @9BillionTigers]

PROMOTING THE IDEA A MAN TAKING A WOMAN'S DICK IN HIS ASS NECESSARILY INVOLVES BEING OVERTHROWN, OVERPOWERED, ANNIHILATED, DESTROYED, ABOLISHED, EMBARRASSED, HUMILIATED, DISCOMFITED, OR OTHERWISE SHAMED AS MEN TRADITIONALLY SHAME WOMEN IS ACTUALLY EXACTLY THE WORK OF PATRIARCHY

[spider provider @gothjuic3]

this reminds me of when you do a bad painting and you keep adding more to try and fix it but instead you keep making it worse and worse but you can’t admit that it’s unsalvageable

[spider provider @gothjuic3]

@RicepirateMick if it were me i’d go in as myself and just trust my gut if anything feels off or insincere. also maybe try a friendship app like bumble

[spider provider @gothjuic3]

@LunaAsante PLS crying in the club rn

[spider provider @gothjuic3]

absolutely losing my mind at joker emo ed sheeran floating past poundstretcher

[spider provider @gothjuic3]

why is my dealer posting disney memes on his insta story

[spider provider @gothjuic3]

shout out to the random man in the meadows who said he was going to beat up the guy that groped me and then bought me an ice lolly ,,, i would die for u in a second

[glamorous reptile @glamoureptile]

person: I’m sad

doctor: here are pills that make it impossible to cum or lose weight

person: perfect

[dappermouth @dappermouth_art]

There's a dark neighborhood at the top of the hill.

[L., MA @leslieleeiii]

If you have rich parents you have to put that in your bio with the rest of your identity stuff.

[spider provider @gothjuic3]

oh to be offered some monster munch from nigella’s crisp cauldron

[Nigella Lawson @Nigella_Lawson]

Crisp Cauldron restocked for tonight!

[kenzi 🎃🔪 @catnipocalypse]

if shes your girl why am i at her house jiggling her cat’s primordial pouch?

[Joe @j0emcelr0y]

Scottish twitter till Sunday night