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Thank you 2025.
Also this will hopefully be my last Tweet. If you wish to continue following me on a better platform, fine me @ https://t.co/zyJBczp87H….
See you space cowpeople…
CEO of Nintendo America: Doug Bowser
Fastest sprinter of all time: Usain Bolt
COO of Starbucks: Rosalind Brewer
World record chili pepper breeder: Ed Currie
CEO of Capital One bank: Richard Fairbank
BBC Weather meteorologist: Sara Blizzard
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Any member of Congress who purchased stocks in the last 48 hours should probably disclose that now.
I’ve been hearing some interesting chatter on the floor.
Disclosure deadline is May 15th. We’re about to learn a few things.
It’s time to ban insider trading in Congress.
Assassin’s Creed and Ubisoft’s obsession with non-linear storytelling frankly is garbage and has been singlehandedly killing their narratives this generation.
Literally nobody wants this, giving the player the freedom to tackle main quests in any order means none of them can actually progress the overall story as they can be played in any order, they cant overlap actual character arcs because they can be done in any order, there can’t be story progress when stuff can be done in a random order and the game has to accommodate that.
This style of storytelling actually stinks and is a gigantic flaw in every Ubisoft game they’ve tried to implement it in, please STOP IT. we DO NOT want this.
Bring back linear storytelling with actual arcs and proper set story acts.
First, he breaks the law, now he’s stealing Pokémon cards! What’s next? I’ve been saying it for YEARS! Spider-Man isn’t some hero—he’s a masked menace! And now, he’s not just swinging around terrorizing hardworking New Yorkers—he’s out there looting stores for trading cards?!!?!?
It's our pleasure to introduce two new watches that closely follow the original Pebble DNA. Both are available for pre-order starting today.
- Core 2 Duo: black/white display, $149, ships in July
- Core Time 2: 64 colour display, $225, ships in Dec
Many folks may have questions about the buttons on Core 2 Duo given reports of Pebble 2's suffering from button problems over the last 8 years. A few things:
- We designed a new piece of plastic that reinforces the buttons from the inside.
- We tested this change with a button pressing machine. The new design lasts for 30% more presses (60,000 presses)