alice🦇

hi

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

what's the point of being in love if we dont get to act like obsessive clingy freaks about each other

[alice🦇 @gothmoth444]

man or a bear? worse.

[alice🦇 @gothmoth444]

@PopTartini @thetransportcr wow this is so, so beautiful ❤️

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i’m at a concert having fun in the moment then remember nothing ever lasts forever

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

“it’ll get better!” babe ive been like this since i was like 11 it does not get better

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

Men aren’t confused… they know exactly what they’re doing. They know when they’re inconsistent, when they’re giving the bare minimum, and when they’re playing games. They just hope you like them enough to accept the BULLSHIT

[Softboy @softboywin]

how do i get one of them fake corporate jobs where i work remotely and get paid for responding to one email a day and having a laptop on with outlook or whatever open

[‏ًً @enletritas]

A veces solo tienes que decir «alguien que realmente me valora nunca haría esto» y seguir adelante.

[Solyricon @Solyricon]

the devil couldn't reach me, so he sent me my dream man... at war with himself and emotionally unavailable

[Gaia ☀︎︎︎ @GaiaSerenity]

life without men.

[゛ ☆ .ᐟ ⋆ @veinIuvr]

boy fuck you and that big dick and that pretty voice

[mafy @mafyfy25]

Quando vc vai nas notas do seu celular procurar uma senha e acaba achando um textão falando de como se sentia

[artnau @artnau]

The Lovers by Jef Joseph Marie Thomas Lambeaux (1852-1908)

[beck @cardgani]

yo quejándome de euphoria pero tambien esperando a que salga el siguiente capitulo

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

it really doesn't get any better than this

[alice🦇 @gothmoth444]

going to sleep on tuesday nights like a kid on christmas since march 18th

[k @alfkkifine]

Sometimes male anger at ‘women getting special treatment’ reminds me of a gorilla experiment. One gorilla gets a banana every hour. The females next to him get one every four hours. Then someone decides to be ‘fairer’ and gives the females a banana every two hours instead. The original gorilla? He flips out. He’s still getting his banana every hour, but it feels like a loss because his advantage shrank.
That’s how a lot of men react to basic fairness for women: not as justice, but as theft.

[alice🦇 @gothmoth444]

@RealEmirHan bro how the fuck has no one said the Eternals beach scene