Only_In_Gotham

Tim Drake is my favorite of the Wayne family, though Dick Grayson's ass is a close second...

I'm dyslexic and trying my best.

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

#Gotham was banned from national competitions bc “It's sport, not war.” & “Won’t repeat last year.” Gotham Athletic Union replied, “Not our fault #Metropolitan crybabies can’t go w/o the Boy Scout holding their hands.” #OnlyInGotham #NotBannedFromInternationalSport #JustSaying

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

Almost got robbed but pulled out a #Batarang & threw it, he ran bc he thought #Batman was nearby. Was spooked by #Nightwing laughing, BM was mad bc I could hurt myself. Told him ppl grab them & learn to defend themselves. He was shocked by how many he leaves around #OnlyInGotham

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

#Batman and #Superman are on the roof across my apartment I think Superman is trying to convince Batman the pushing Earth out of the path of a meteorite is a good plan #OnlyInGotham #SupermanDoesntObayTheLawsOfPhysics #IThinkICanSeeBatmansEyeTwitchFromHere

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

#OnlyInGotham #Nightwing asked to sit in my delivery w/ #RedHood #RedRobin & an angry #Robin to know if they have to in an emergency. I said ok, they were wary until NW said; “If she can woman up & bring life, we can woman up & learn to help!” #HealthyBabyGirl #HerNamesRobin

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

I work at a coffee shop here in #Gotham; #BruceWayne & #JasonTodd placed an order, while paying Mr. Todd started destroying Mr. Wayne's tipping skills; he placed 5 more $50's in the tip jar dragging Mr. Todd out and apologizing #TheyWereSoNice #OnlyInGotham #IsntMisterToddDead??

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

Making brownies is a getaway for me when I'm stressed, and its finals week so to help I made some. Tell me whY #SUPERMAN JUST KNOCKED ON MY WINDOW AND ASKED IF HE COULD HAVE SOME?? #OnlyInGotham #WhyAreYouHere?? #DoesBatmanKnow? #HeWasSoPoliteAboutIt

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

(Pt1) I waitress at the #IcebergLounge and it's awesome. Seriously you get full benefits, and the pay is actually decent. Got the job thinking it would be a nightmare. But #Scarecrow is helping me pass advanced chemistry and #Joker leaves me insane tips.

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

(Pt2) #Penguin is a great boss; he makes sure no one harasses the waitstaff! #BESTJOBEVER #OnlyInGotham #TheVilliansAreHelpingMeGetMyDegree #IvyReadMyThesisOnGlobalWarming #SheLovedIt #HaventBeenHitOnOnceWatressing #TheInsurenceWithThisJobRocks #LoveThisCity

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

I just watched #DickGrayson fall out of a tree and flip last second onto his feet while yelling “yolo” #OnlyInGotham #SaveBruce2k24

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

#OnlyInGotham do you run into #RedRobin at the cafe near your dorm and pass out from exhaustion, wake up to find his cowl wrapped around your shoulders and enough money for another coffee, & a sticky note that says “Good Luck” #TheStruggleOfAnArtStudent #ImKeepingTheCowl #ItsWarm

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

#Metropolis tourist was next to me, bragging about how great #Superman is & how their city is better. How #Gothamites are only cultured if rich & if rich, their snobs. Me, the small art school kid who grew up in #Gotham, punched the tourist. #Nightwing high fived me #OnlyInGotham

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

I heard some asshole yell “GAY” at #Superboy and #RedRobin and do you know what RR snarked in response? “I would hope so, considering he’d my boyfriend” and they kissed LMAO #OnlyInGotham #NothingButRespectForMYRobin #GetItSuperboy #Pride

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

#OnlyInGotham when you yell through the streets curing your partner for ditching you AGAIN (@DickGrayson do you have a gf or something?? ARRANGE SHIFT COVER DAMMIT) does Robin turn up and join in #OnlyInGotham #WhatDidGraysonDoToPissOffBoyWonder #SeemsPersonal

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

So my gf and I were chilling and #PoisonIvy and Harley broke into our house.. Now we’re having a mini truth or dare game with lots and lots of tea #IvyLovesOurPlants #SheHelpedUsNameThem #WereGoingOnADoubleDateTmr #OnlyInGotham

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

I moved to #Gotham a few weeks ago bc of my job as a programmer specializing in robotics and got hired by #MadHatter, #Penguin, and #HarveyDent, so I’m working for 3 crime bosses at once & I've never felt safer #OnlyInGotham #StopFlippingTheCoinINeedToPayRent #OswaldPaysOnTime

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

#OnlyInGotham can you get the crap beaten out of you as a goon but still be called the correct pronouns by the entire #Batfam and all of the rogues #GenderFluid #Pride

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

Watched as #RedRobin walked into a convenience store w/ a coffee, buy an energy drink, pour it in the coffee, add something that looks suspiciously like a caffeine pill, & chug the whole thing #OnlyInGotham #IFearForThatBoy #ImTellingBatman #SomeoneSaveHim #HeNeedsAnAdultierAdult

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

Saw #Nightwing interrogating a thug, singing, “Whoa-oh, We’re halfway there; whoa-oh, WHERE'S THE JOKER'S LAYER?! #OnlyInGotham

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

#OnlyInGotham do you have #RedHood and #RedRobin listening to your grandma when she lectures them for locking #Robin in the #Batmobile #NoRegrets #YouGoGrandma

[Only_In_Gotham @gothom]

I didn’t think #Batman knew how to laugh. Apparently, he can. #Nightwing says, “Shouldn’t we let the #GCPD deal with this?” Cue the Bat laughter. #OnlyInGotham #TheManDressesLikeABatAndStillHasMoreAuthorityThanTheAcutalPolice