Colyn

idiot with good intentions. glutton for horror & sci-fi. unpaid fernet embassador.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

Visiting your hometown is so crazy cause on one hand you’re forced to reckon with every ghost of unresolved trauma from your past over and over forever but on the other hand there’s like that one sandwich that’s so good

[Colyn @gothwalnut]

@ShitpostRock is this post not about the literal Obscure game on PS2 (starring bb @samriegel + @VoiceOfOBrien) that fuckin' slapped

[Dr. Death Metal @TheUnshored]

DON’T WORRY EVERYBODY I TOOK CARE OF IT

[Colyn @gothwalnut]

@PopCrave @WSJ lol this is nothing new they've been doing this for years

[Colyn @gothwalnut]

@blurayangel I saw this at Alamo, and the entire theatre burst out in laughter / boos when this happened.

[Colyn @gothwalnut]

@eve_kenneally @babyvenom it's incredible hate watch material

[Colyn @gothwalnut]

@eve_kenneally yes

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

clive barker rules so much lol. like yeah ofc the God that the cenobites worship in Hell is called Leviathan and looks like this

[Colyn @gothwalnut]

@babyvenom AHSJSNDOSNSJJDOFBSKSBDKDM

[Colyn @gothwalnut]

@babyvenom omg I need to know who 👀

[Colyn @gothwalnut]

@babyvenom I literally watched this ep last night:

"GET ME A BOOSTAH SEAT OVA HERE"

[molly katherine @darthmoll_]

a rainbow shirt in target won’t turn your kids gay but eliza dushku as faith lehane in buffy the vampire slayer will

[Colyn @gothwalnut]

@motelsiren the way these tweets presented themselves on my TL briefly made me think David Cronenberg directed Jack Frost and honestly was down to rewatch through that lens

[Colyn @gothwalnut]

@MckKirk yassified Joel is literally Brandon Routh with a beard

[Colyn @gothwalnut]

@eve_kenneally your idiot nephew has become attached to his new popcorn toy 🍿

[Colyn @gothwalnut]

@eve_kenneally big smooch kiss kiss 😘

[Colyn @gothwalnut]

@babyvenom I'm sorry I should have been more gentle