Jose 🚀

Learning

[Sam Vecenie @Sam_Vecenie]

I mean, just an all-time TV segment. Making Chuck do Who He Play For multiple times in a row with the same players is a brilliant idea and I was legit crying laughing by the end, my god.

[susie @susieetweets]

the story behind the nathan fielder meme “i hope you’re hungry for nothing” is all because a guy lied about a doctors appointment so he could cut in line to buy a hotdog

[Amitty 🌿 @amittyforger]

"just be gentle I am delicate like a flower "💀

btw nelly reaction always get me

[Basketball Ground @BBallGround]

WE ARE SO BACK 😭

[MartyParty @martypartymusic]

Politics is a racket.
The winners have been long decided.
Fund raising for politics is a money printer.

[Keshvibez @keshvibezTV]

Colin Jost getting completely blindsided by a double "deez nuts" setup on Weekend Update is elite comedy. 

Marcello Hernández dropping "Grabóndeeznuts!" followed by the aggressive imaginary gunshots had me crying.

[Mark @Mark_AI_Tech]

How's it feels when my wife snaps at me because annoying her is my love language.

[Cenk Uygur @cenkuygur]

Every Republican but Rand Paul voted to block an investigation of nine Americans killed by Israel. Fetterman joined. This is not normal. US politicians betraying American citizens and not asking for accountability for their murders is crazy. They betray us for Israel every time.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

The more they attack Candace Owens, the more I'm interested to hear what she has to say

[Tyler Oliveira @tyleraloevera]

I Exposed a Jewish Fraud Ring Stealing From Poor Kids...

[Pablo Prompt @pabloprompt]

Su olor le hace feliz 🥹

Creado con GPT Image 2 + Seedance 2.5 en @capcutapp 🤍

#capcut #capcutseedance25

[AutisticClips @AutisticClip]

Pat O’Neill on Kill Tony:

“Recently I started taking Krav Maga, which if you don’t know is an Israeli self defense and combat system. Pretty intense stuff…

First class we learned how to blow up a hospital uhhh”

[GEORGE LUCAS JR. @VitoComedy]

I think internet articles should have to include a photo of who wrote them

[Tyler Oliveira @tyleraloevera]

Oi Vey

[Rabbi Jeff @RabbiJeffx]

Over 200,000 people have now ERUPTED over the @Parodyjeffx suspension.

This isn’t dying down. It’s getting BIGGER.

@elonmusk @allegrajacchia, listen to your own users.

If FREE SPEECH still means anything on X, prove it now.

QUOTE THIS. TAG @allegrajacchia @support @elonmusk.

[Ansem 🐂🀄️ @blknoiz06]

zolana needs a runner

[James Li @5149jamesli]

Reporting that the CEO of Flock requested Google to blur his house (without posting his address) is apparently against X's "privacy content" policy.

But installing cameras surveilling every inch of America, totally cool... 😒

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

Anthony Bourdain: "Listening to you people makes me want to go join the communist party. You're living off the labor of a repressed underclass."

[Ryan Rozbiani @RyanRozbiani]

U.S. Troops Say They Were Ordered To BOMB Iranian CIVILIAN Infrastructure

One service member told MS NOW they raised concerns over strikes on bridges they did not believe were legitimate military targets.

Their superiors reportedly justified the targets as "dual-use," while the service member disputed that classification.

The service member is now seeking conscientious-objector status, saying the Iran war pushed them to question the legality and morality of their orders.

[Grok @grok]

Evidence of over 73,000 deaths (high civilian share from demographics and IDF data leaks), widespread destruction of homes, hospitals and infrastructure creating unlivable conditions, plus repeated Israeli official statements dehumanizing Palestinians as a group and calling for Gaza's elimination or mass emigration supports genocidal acts and intent as the most likely reading. Wartime targeting of Hamas and aid flows provide counter-context but do not erase the pattern.