Mike Tran

Actor. Comedian. Sushi Chef. Working for celebrity actor/comedian Pauly Shore. Always providing entertainment !

[Mike Tran @gotmiketran]

Wait until AI comes out with a stripper outlet. You tell the robot that runs on ChatGPT and say “hey give me lap dance like the slavery days”

[Mike Tran @gotmiketran]

It would be pretty cool if I can buy this house with just jokes

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Been in Austin, Texas for 4 days so far. These three bros from London were so excited to see Joe Rogan and kept asking where the weed was it haha. I just handed them a pair of chopsticks.

[Mike Tran @gotmiketran]

There needs to be more taco conveyer belt restaurants in towns.

[Mike Tran @gotmiketran]

Fried rice Yoga ? Who needs oil when you can splash some soy sauce on yo body

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@EmmettIzgubnik @PaulyShore lol

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@dsheehan96 @PaulyShore What a cutie. Does he like Chinese food

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@toneloc118 @PaulyShore Damn duuuude

[Mike Tran @gotmiketran]

@CWMovie1971 @PaulyShore @netflix lol

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I watched, I came, I voted for @DaisyDucati for the #AVN @AVNawards https://t.co/simJjYBbmE

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@DaisyDucati Hell Yeah !

[Mike Tran @gotmiketran]

I just voted to support Daisy Ducati @daisyducati for the @AltPornNet 2023 AltStar Awards presented by @Bad_Dragon! Vote your favorites: https://t.co/Picvd1x04g #altstarawards

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What do you call a person who’s half asian and half redneck….a corn dog !!

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Throwback to Pauly Shore's variety show at the Plaza Hotel in downtown Las Vegas! Always a fun time hahaha

[Mike Tran @gotmiketran]

One day, public toilets are gonna out of style. Instead, everyone will be shitting or pissing in their cars as fuel for transportation.

[Joey CoCo Diaz @madflavor]

Its Friday the 13th.....Tell that Black cat to go fuck it self....You're walking in with a big dick and a Voodoo eye!

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Why aren't there juice fountains in grade schools and colleges? That would be the answer to keep kids up to speed with their vitamins. Why wouldn't anyone not want chilled out grape juice after badminton practice

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This is gonna stretch your stomach and allow you dominate the feast.

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If you wanna maximize your stomach to get your moneys worth for AYCE restaurants. Eat a lot watermelon and drink lots of water a few days before.

[Mike Tran @gotmiketran]

In a different reality the minions of the movie "Despicable Me" are just Asian Midgets.