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Never better.

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@USPSHelp Can you help me make sense of this? My package is in Columbus OH, 2 hours away from me. Its next reported location is Nashville TN, which is 8 hours away. Something seems logistically off...

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@jordanbuckley

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@hunterlemley How does this even make sense to ANYONE? Ridiculous 😂

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@everytimeidie you all have outdone yourselves this time. ❤

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@Woodrow1720 I about shit myself today. We have a new security guard at work. He may or may not have had a movie made about him...

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Thank you @puptheband for spending 3,499 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped https://t.co/bDlHe5fjKr

Wow this is adorable. Thanks Spotify.

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@Woodrow1720 @tabithadawn21 Send her to the circus with the mouse.

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It still blows my mind that people don't realize that its "martial law" and not "marshall law" buuuut MOV. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Theres a silver lining to everything.

[jordan buckley @jordanbuckley]

yo fellow ugly people... how fuckin dope is wearing a mask? people are treating us like there might be something good to look at under them! this rules

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@Woodrow1720 thought youd appreciate this as much as I did.

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@Woodrow1720 Ok, now I remember. Haha

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@Woodrow1720 never forget.

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@Woodrow1720 Forgot about that one.

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@Woodrow1720 Between this skit, and "I was murrrderrredddd"

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@Woodrow1720 You know damn well that someone is gonna be pissed about it though.

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@Woodrow1720 I'd put money on him being in the ground already.

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@deathoftheparty Ever considered doing a recorded read-through of your novels and posting them up for download?

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@Woodrow1720 Maybe (hopefully) theyre the people using plastic bags as face masks. 🤷🏽‍♂️

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@Woodrow1720 "No doesn't mean yes, Uncle Joe."

This guy creeps me out.

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@Woodrow1720 I assumed he had pretty much zero odds of making it out. All of the safety precautions in the world couldnt have prepared anyone for a car to get hit on the top of the door at 200mph. I feel bad for LaJoie. The fact that they shoved a mic in drivers faces right after was unreal.