TROLLR

Nobody crosses.
Free pixel browser game, no wallet, no signup, no catch.

[TROLLR @gotrollr]

Two hours out.

0% presale. 0% team. 0% vesting. Same curve, same second, everyone. Liquidity burns at migration — verify that on-chain, not on a webpage.

The game is free today and forever. It never checks your wallet. The token buys you nothing except the joke.

[TROLLR @gotrollr]

Every run is written down. Best score, deepest wave, longest chain, last 60 runs, 11 toll badges.

Stored in your browser. No account, no email, no wallet — because there's nothing to log into.

Give yourself three letters and you're on the board.

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[TROLLR @gotrollr]

About one in ten is carrying something, and it comes flying at you when you club him.

Golden Club — reach 24 -> 32px, launch x1.9
Fury — swing 0.42s -> 0.24s
Quake Boots — stomp meter, instantly full

Golden Club + a bunched queue is the highest-scoring position in the game.

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Every fifth wave the Toll Baron shows up and says he holds the deed.

14 hits. +4 more every time he comes back. Brings an escort.

Don't out-swing him. Let the escort bunch, fill the meter on them, stomp.
Boss hits give +40 meter each — patient beats fast.

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The Inspector doesn't care about your club.

You can swing at him all day. He walks straight through it and takes a heart with him. He has the paperwork.

Stomp is the only thing he respects — and the meter only fills by hitting everyone else first.

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[TROLLR @gotrollr]

Seven kinds of idiot want to cross.

A goat that wants grass. A knight whose helmet eats your first swing. A jester you can't touch mid-hop. A wizard who blinks 44px right past you. An inspector who says your club isn't up to code.

All of them, in 21 seconds:

[TROLLR @gotrollr]

Jul 17. 18:00 UTC.

0% presale. 0% team. 0% vesting. Same curve, same second, everyone.

The game is free today and free forever — it never checks your wallet. The
token buys you nothing except the joke.

Play it first. Decide after.
https://t.co/TEd7MhFwBt

[TROLLR @gotrollr]

Meet the Inspector.

Your club is not up to code. He has the paperwork. You can swing at him all
day — he will walk straight past you and take a heart with him.

Stomp him. It's the only thing he respects.

Six more like him: https://t.co/TEd7MhEYLV

[TROLLR @gotrollr]

A troll owns a bridge.

Seven kinds of idiot want to walk across it. A goat. A knight. A wizard who
doesn't walk so much as appear.

You own the club.

Free, in your browser, no wallet:
https://t.co/TEd7MhFwBt