Kyle Winter

[Kyle Winter @gotshortstop]

@Dell you sold me speakers for $100 off in Dec. Delayed it twice, to March 5, and cancelled it when I didn’t accept the delay. New orders showed Feb 5 for delivery. When I called, you told to me to place a new order at full price.

You lost a lifetime (tech) customer over $100

[Kyle Winter @gotshortstop]

@robynhfrost Aaand I forgot that Blind already exists

[Kyle Winter @gotshortstop]

@robynhfrost Hmm…so like a Twitter for just creative/ad/tech/marketing/etc without the public or high level leadership scrutiny - ie: who we’re tweeting for 90% of the time

Feel like we could rally some troops and build that

[Kyle Winter @gotshortstop]

@casio_juarez Ohhh crap I get it now. I’m dumb. Foot in mouth. Pure tech -> management. Welcome to the club my dude

#doyoustillcodethough #missyou

[Kyle Winter @gotshortstop]

@casio_juarez Love you - disagree. Approving PTO requests makes you a regular engineering manager. Building trust/talent where it’s “why the fuck are you asking if you can take off of course you can do whatever you want you kick ass routinely” makes you senior

[Kyle Winter @gotshortstop]

Reading the comments on this made me realize there’s an opportunity to undercut Instagram by building an app that blocks commercial BS comments - who’s in? (Meta please don’t kill me)

https://t.co/Fgi6GLADPW

[Ian Miell @ianmiell]

The first 15 years of any IT career is saying 'yes' to things, and the second 15 years is saying 'no' to things.

[Kyle Winter @gotshortstop]

@SeanTAllen @casio_juarez @frank_frank that's some sick twisted stuff

[Kyle Winter @gotshortstop]

@SeanTAllen @casio_juarez @strangeloop_stl @aphyr I forgot about the stolen wine

[Kyle Winter @gotshortstop]

@kathleenyano ...what time does that require get it up?

[Kyle Winter @gotshortstop]

@johnconnolly beard, voice, hipster hair...everything is there but the glasses

[Kyle Winter @gotshortstop]

@aphyr @casio_juarez haha yea nailed it. I think you scared Tony though

[Kyle Winter @gotshortstop]

@aphyr what about /snowball-party/dec-2015.jpg, they'll probably find that too

[Kyle Winter @gotshortstop]

I'm pretty convinced my bartender is a brother of @johnconnolly

[Kyle Winter @gotshortstop]

Holy fuck @Grubhub, your mobile site UX is killing me right now

[Kyle Winter @gotshortstop]

Try to build your own site/app that scales to millions of users without charging, I bet you'll be grateful towards @ESPNFantasy in the end

[Kyle Winter @gotshortstop]

@seantallen will you write it in Markdown?

[Kyle Winter @gotshortstop]

"actually I usually blame a guy named Wayne that I haven't even worked with for a few years"

@wawjr3d

#blamegamestrong

[Kyle Winter @gotshortstop]

@saemg @seantallen I should rephrase - mutations at the API level would still hit a real DB for each one. Mock DAOs would have helped

[Kyle Winter @gotshortstop]

@saemg @seantallen nah, but tests at the web API level would mutate the DAO layer (because it's executed), which was hitting a real DB