Samantha

Whiskey Ambassador. Race Car Driver. Crocodile Wrangler

[Samantha @gotspammy]

Yummy margaritas @vivadsm

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Bacon wrapped Oreos. God bless America (photo @sarahkheindel)

[Samantha @gotspammy]

#nationalpizzaday #artichokes #thebest #NYC http://t.co/i7AFYX7WcM

[Samantha @gotspammy]

Free mimosa in the avenue.. Yes please 🍸 http://t.co/srW261GcYe

[Samantha @gotspammy]

He is sniffling... Why? Because he is playing a sad song he says 😿😹 http://t.co/gP07lWD4hS

[Samantha @gotspammy]

#CHRISTMAS #SantaClausIsComingToTown

[Samantha @gotspammy]

#winniethepooh #brothers ❤️ http://t.co/kPIwLmx1w1

[Samantha @gotspammy]

#sprite + #syrup = #sugaroverload

[Ron Swanson @Sir_Ron_Swanson]

#MentionPeopleYouAreThankfulFor ... Whiskey.

[Samantha @gotspammy]

Do You Want To Build a Meth Lab? (Breaking Bad x Frozen Parody) http://t.co/vd1Dw5AUf8 via @Dorkly

[Samantha @gotspammy]

@Sir_Ron_Swanson #toocold

[Ron Swanson @Sir_Ron_Swanson]

Eating animals is cruel? You're the ones eating their leaves and grass.

[Samantha @gotspammy]

Liam: I'm ready to go somewhere
Me: where?
Liam: South America!.. With my jet pack! http://t.co/1zCVXsBJZG

[PEANUTS @Snoopy]

It's 11/11 ... Make a wish!

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

According to @JimGaffigan, tight pants are in this season... https://t.co/h7EI1JYdU6

[Samantha @gotspammy]

dino trouble

[Allison Fife @AlliFife]

Hmmm! Did you know this? Okay, who's going camping with me? #liveyourbliss #destressing #harmony #outdoors