Emily Nicole Weber

bright-eyed & bushy-tailed law student who is ready to be crushed by the reality of the future job market

[Natalie Rooney, PhD @ndrooney]

Y’all know I love @USPS, but THIS????? Like why am I crying at postage stamps? How can I buy enough books to last me a lifetime? This is another level of joy 🥺😭💞

[Missouri Law Review @MoLRev]

Her paper was recently cited in a @USSupremeCourt Amicus Brief for Apple v. Optis Cellular Tech., in support of @Apple. Emily had the opportunity to share her research during her summer internship at @Cisco, an amici of the brief.

[Missouri Law Review @MoLRev]

Should uncertain trial dates be used to deny institution of Inter Partes Review at the USPTO?

Emily N. Weber (@MizzouLaw 3L) dives into this issue in her forthcoming paper, Balancing Purpose, Power, and Discretion Between Article III Courts and the Patent Office.

[Emily Nicole Weber @gottacatchEMaII]

@MizzouParking Mizzou parking doesn’t even know their own regulations. I was cited for a requirement that appears NOWHERE in the regulations. When in their office, they REFUSED to show me the existence of this rule. Eventually I got it removed, but they were a pain to deal with.

[Emily Nicole Weber @gottacatchEMaII]

Mizzou parking:

[Mizzou Parking @MizzouParking]

Q: I got a citation. Do I have to pay it?

A: Yes. While you are allowed to appeal any citations, please note that rejected appeals will now be subject to a $5 fee. To prevent citations, make sure you’re caught up with parking regulations: https://t.co/IqkFPFnMcb

[Emily Nicole Weber @gottacatchEMaII]

@patentlyo https://t.co/lmsHrV6n0K

[Emily Nicole Weber @gottacatchEMaII]

The new generation of Disney teeny bopper stars were born in the 2000s, when do I sign up for AARP

[Emily Nicole Weber @gottacatchEMaII]

It’s my birthday and all I want is for you to check your voter registration because Missouri’s is due today! 🇺🇸

[Emily Nicole Weber @gottacatchEMaII]

Happy October Third 💁🏽‍♀️💖

[Cory Johnson @cdjohnson48]

THREAD: Keeping COVID-19 patients in quarantine is supposed to prevent it from spreading, but @Mizzou students who test positive have a tough decision on where to quarantine. Many of the options could include putting others at risk, even as other schools have a working plan. 1/12

[Emily Nicole Weber @gottacatchEMaII]

3 for 3. Gonna go for a 4th night in a row??! Stay tuned

[Emily Nicole Weber @gottacatchEMaII]

@katytroha But a really bad one

[Emily Nicole Weber @gottacatchEMaII]

My chinchilla escaped again last night. My family noticed when she started running across the piano keys at 3am.

[Emily Nicole Weber @gottacatchEMaII]

In addition to pooping on my mom’s desk last night, my escaped chinchilla also jumped on mom in bed and scared the shit out of her. This caused her to scream, which also woke up my dad. My mom is now exclusively referring to the chin as “Little Shit.”

[Emily Nicole Weber @gottacatchEMaII]

The face of someone who escaped her cage and pooped on my moms desk

[Emily Nicole Weber @gottacatchEMaII]

The face of someone who escaped her cage and pooped on my moms desk

[Emily Nicole Weber @gottacatchEMaII]

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[The Hacky Sack Man @h4x354x0r]

Turns out I've got the entire week of my birthday Aug 31 thru Sept 4 off work. I plan to be out on Speakers Circle EVERY DAY that week, weather & body permitting.

[MO.Band.Bunch @MoBandBunch]

buying my textbooks for online classes like

[Emily Nicole Weber @gottacatchEMaII]

@savvyisamess You got this! I love watching your snap story! You motivate more than you realize

[Emily Nicole Weber @gottacatchEMaII]

@TwitterSupport My Org’s account was hacked, and the recovery phone & email were changed. Can I get some help recovering my organization’s account?