Gabby

Did you know the supermarkets in London close at 5 on Sundays?

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Live footage of the cruise ship kitchen before the Hantavirus

[pris @pwiscila]

Being looked up on LinkedIn

[Spectre @spectre0799]

squabble up but the beat is Espresso

[mj @maurajbg]

My boyfriend bought 10 pounds of confiscated knives from the TSA and they are now the party favors for his birthday party

[jillian 🪷 @coykoii]

NOT HIM LAST GOOGLING ZENDAYA 😭 as if they don't live together pls

[kel 🪄 @filmsjroberts]

they have me giggling and kicking my feet omg romcom girls we are soo back!!!! #NobodyWantsThis

[Brianna Turner @_Breezy_Briii]

Pets across America watching the debate like

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: J.D. Vance is reportedly getting angry with Donald Trump for making him do all the campaigning at humiliatingly small crowds while Trump golfs every day.

[elle @postcardsbyelle]

in honor of it ends with us becoming a movie, here is a thread of the worst lines from colleen hoover's books in hopes that trees will stop dying for her terrible writing:

[meg !! @PlaceInMeg]

has anyone watched love is blind uk bc i need someone to hate sam as much as i do

[Megan ☼ ♡ ꕤ @MegWritesBooks]

Obsessed with this guy on the US men's gymnastics team who's only job is pommel horse, so he just sits there until he's activated like a sleeper agent, whips off his glasses like Clark Kent and does a pommel horse routine that helps deliver the team its first medal in 16 years.

[B/R Football @brfootball]

England after their 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐃 comeback win against Slovakia 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[Fall Out Mom ✨🖤 @wimpymomdiary]

In a local mom group. The comment section is not going the way she planned 😂🤣

[ֶָ֢ @lumonheiress]

my favorite sister michael quotes from derry girls, a thread:

[Ben Beska @Beska]

🐟 So today I found a goldfish just on the grass in my back garden. It was alive, I think, and have absolutely no idea where it came from. There’s no ponds anywhere near. So I took it inside….

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Statement from Melania Trump supporting her beloved husband:

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

JUST NOW: Marjorie Taylor Greene made a derogatory comment about Rep. Jasmine Crockett and "false eyelashes" during a House committee hearing.

Personal attacks against other members isn't allowed, so AOC requested a motion and asked for an apology which was blocked.

Rep. Crockett responded with:

“I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling: If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde bad built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”