Andy Gott

🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧Talented all round Athlete specialist pub trainer clay pigeon shooter #LUFC

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

Activist: "Farmers are millionaires sitting on land worth a fortune. They can afford the inheritance tax."

Farmer: "How much did I earn last year?"

Activist: "I don't know. A lot, surely."

Farmer: "Twenty-two thousand. Before the tractor broke."

Activist: "But the land's worth millions."

Farmer: "On paper. I can't eat the field or spend it. The only way to turn it into money is to sell it, and then I'm not a farmer, I'm a bloke who used to have a farm."

Activist: "So sell a corner of it."

Farmer: "A corner doesn't work as a farm. You can't run a suckler herd on the bit that's left after the taxman's had his slice. You sell one field, then the next bill comes, then another field. It ends one way."

Activist: "The land only costs that much because you won't sell it."

Farmer: "It costs that much because a hedge fund three counties over wants it for carbon credits and a footballer wants it for the view. Neither of them has ever calved a cow at three in the morning. They set the price. I get the bill."

Activist: "It's still an asset."

Farmer: "It's a workplace that happens to be expensive. You've decided the value of the shop is the same as the wage of the shopkeeper. Come back in February and watch me not be a millionaire in the rain."

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Just heard this gem
Blatter criticising Infantino
Is like Fred West picking faults with paving slabs on your patio

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@Denton_1963 👏👍

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@uricohenisrael Loser

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@UKFootyBible He’s not English ffs he’s German why would he sing

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@RichardGCorbett Why was it costly

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@benonwine The Houses of Parliament

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@ClimateWarrior7 😂😂😂

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@TLtj18 Paying enough as it is ffs

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@RachelD1892 B

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@rebeccabutlerm2 Bollokks the Thames once dried up and we didn’t used to take the temperature at Heathrow Airport 😂😂🤦‍♂️

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@TomK_Brit1993 Tea girl

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@Denton_1963 Pint later ?

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@TheLabourMark 😂😂

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@WillCalverleyUK Don’t give a toss

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It’s a scam

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@LibertyNut1 🤡🤡🤡

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@Gracie_Blue89 Silly cow

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@NotFarLeftAtAll No

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@ClarksonsFarm1 Two cars made me smile when drove them
Peugeot 205 1.9 GTI
Focus ST Diesel